Blue Heron Farm

There have been unexpected, and significant changes in the forecast for Tropical Storm Beryl over the last 24 hours. The implications for Houston early next week range from relatively mild to fairly impactful, and we’ve tried to set some expectations in this update. #houwx #beryl

Threat to the upper Texas coast, including Houston region, increasing as Beryl nears Gulf of Mexicospacecityweather.com In brief: There have been unexpected, and significant changes in the forecast for Tropical Storm Beryl over the last 24 hours. The implications for Houston early next week range from relatively mil…

Reply to

🏳️‍⚧️ Millennial Horniness is Not a Crime

Oh, I got yelled at for saying this last week. Best of luck to your mentions.

Reply to

Kaitlin Ruiz

Stay safe in the storm.

Congrats!

For real.

Reposted by

Blue Heron Farm

You’ll never guess which of the two candidates is a convicted rapist.

what

Just got an email with the hurricane procedures for my mom's Memory Care center. 😬 (We are not expecting any issues up here from Beryl.)

Reposted by

Blue Heron Farm

Just like none of the bold investigators backfilling Joe Biden's feeble debate performance with punchy anonymous quotes have ever figured out why Trump was rushed to Walter Reed, claimed he wanted a spur-of-the-moment weekend checkup, and a year later declared that he had NOT had a series of strokes

"Executive Time" fell out of the coverage of Donald Trump in the most incredible way. Nobody writing about his quest to become president again ever mentions the fact that he hated the job when he had it and he couldn't and wouldn't really do it!

Reply to

Megan Dosher Hansen

Permanent or temporary kittens??? Eeeeeeeee!

Reply to

Ernie Smith

That's actually a terrible point lol

Reply to

Ernie Smith

Curiosity got the better of me, and you will probably not be surprised to find out that he also does the vocal effect of a 1940s news reel narrator

Reply to

Pavel

I am begging you to find this video and listen to the voice and the vocal affect that goes with that face for just one second

Babby

Reply to

David S. Bernstein

Trump doesn't even know the word abysmal, let alone how to spell it. The more cogent staff is right to worry, though.

Bring your car club! Or chess club, or knitting club, or whatever

There's no better place in the world to post up with your buddies after a long morning of back roads TX cruising than @blueheronfarm.bsky.social 's beer garden.