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He manages to not understand how Jeopardy works in more than one way here. It’s honestly kind of impressive [joylessly, bereft of mirth] woke jeopardy ideas
Woke wheel of fortune be like
“I’ll answer the final question Pat, I’ll take free parking and buy a 7”
"sorry I'm gonna have to use my free spin to take Paul Lynde to block"
The reference, understood.
He is no closer to being a poster than he was a year ago. Or two years ago, or three. Just completely inept
The Jeb of posting. Please clap.
Literally every other person on earth gets better at what they do if they do it repeatedly for multiple years. Even if they are still terrible at it they manage to luck their way into a small bit of improvement. Lack of improvement on this scale is something I’ve never seen before.
As you've said previously, didn't even need context to know who you were talking about
it really is glorious though
the knowledge that he wants to be good at it SO BADLY
and still fails
I hope it bothers him immensely
Can't wait to see him explain how Wheel of Fortune works.
He does not have the juice. Nothing for juice, even. Powder.
Im honestly lately thinking hes doing it on purpose to troll us all. And considering i see it everywhere, he's succeeding
In Squid Game bored billionaires alleviated their ennui by watching the desperate poor fight to the death, yet somehow this is worse, more squalid
I really just want him to get hit by a train
or perhaps space junk falling back to Earth from one of his hell rockets
First hit by his own space junk, then run over by a runaway cybertruck, which then backs up to come to rest directly on top of him before bursting into flames.
And yes, I think about this stuff more often than is healthy for me.
I would also accept “caught in a flaming Model X with a malfunctioning Secret Physical Door Opener”
impaled on a cybertruck corner
Melt him in his own toxic waste hyperloop.
it cannot be overstated how actually fucking stupid he is. none of this even makes sense
No Whammies, no Whammies, no Whammies . . . Oh no!
He’s not even good at pretending to be a nerd lol
Even for him, it's amazing that he looked at that and said, "yep, that's smart and funny" in his stupid fucking voice.
He wants to be loved by the smart kids even more than he wants to be loved by the cool kids (or his own kids for that matter) and yet he never gets the references right.
Kinda like how he does with social media advertising. And labor laws.
At this point, I would be shocked if he demonstrated a basic understanding of literally anything he talks about
He also manages to come up with a sketch idea even less funny than when he hosted SNL, which is pretty remarkable.
Ketamine is a hell of a drug
There should be a woke gong show where billionaire tech moguls get gonged after reading their own tweets
he is so terrified of himself he can't even workshop a joke
Imagine having all that money but the only unattainable thing you desire in life is to be as funny as millennial comedian Dan Nainan
If/when someone calls him out he’ll respond like he did to the question “do you play chess,” with an answer that dismisses the difficulty of Jeopardy as beneath him
Elon has shown the entire world he’s an entitled, arrogant dipshit.
Elon is literally @buckyisotope.bsky.social 's Wheel Of Fortune contestant but on Jeopardy instead:
It's like he's *heard* of Jeopardy, and it has, maybe, categories and dollar amounts?
But that's as far as he ever got, probably because he might have made it halfway through an episode, got every answer wrong, and turned it off in a rage (just like he does with women in his life).
He manages to make the Babylon Bee seem funny by comparison
I'll take "Dull-witted, over compensating, billionaires with deep seated daddy issues for $800"
Replace “Jeopardy” with just about any noun and it still works.
Also did not dare to make it a poll, despite having the ability to change the result
I tried to block someone and twitter froze
Jfc the man is a goddamned idiot.
do you think Elon and Dilbert guy have ever taken downers together and exchanged plot ideas on how to take their ex wives down a peg?
What’s the difference, except the speed? Swap Democrat for Republican and you get the same thing, just marginally slower?
How exactly do we start a nuclear war, too?
Does one lefty get a nuclear football too and we’ve just been lucky so far that it was Ed Begley Jr
Tell Russia america has gender neutral toilets in their homes.
