Tyrone Slothrust

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Uncommonly spirited, amateur raconteur, a thousand picnics or none. He/Him. Louisville, KY

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I'd like to say I'll remember this forever, then I think back to *yesterday morning*, asking my crew how their weekends were and everyone was like "yeah, easy, got some stuff done" and finally the one who said "fucking terrifying were you all asleep?!?" and being like, well yeah I forgot

"Pepito they shot Trump" is gonna be rattling around in my brain for years

I would like to salute this Op-Ed for keeping me from having to read the rest of the front page this morning www.nytimes.com/2024/07/17/o...

Opinion | Anchovies Are Always a Good Ideawww.nytimes.com This diminutive fish has been making other things taste great for millenniums.

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“mind groverhaus” may genuinely be your finest work

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I’ve made a lot of jokes about the J.D. Vance sparkling water story from Hillbilly Elegy, to the extent that it probably sounds made up, but you owe it to yourself to read the real thing if you haven’t

Time for lunch, I guess.

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I feel like everyone would post better if they remembered that Weird Al Yankovich is here and he’s seeing all your posts and if they’re bad you might make him sad

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Shoot for the moon. If you miss, reload and fire again. The moon must be stopped at all costs.

Who called them “edibles” and not “canna-bits”

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Like if you have achieved hot dog nirvana. Repost if you are still on the noble hot dog eightfold path

look conservatory is an important time for the exploration of other genres and bodies.

cmon man

we're back baybeeeeeeee

"Besides MBS’s polycule with our three deputy managing editors and his torrid three-way love affair with columnists Gail Collins and Bret Stephens, several of our copy editors are in situationships with him."

‘New York Times’ Fails To Disclose That Every Editor Dating Mohammed Bin Salmanwww.theonion.com NEW YORK—Readers across the country were reportedly criticizing The New York Times Monday for publishing a positive article about the leadership of Saudi Arabia that failed to disclose that every edit...

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Oh yeah, these are going on the stop signs in the neighborhood

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Right? They didn't make Trump a king, they made him a cop.

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also, imagine slandering brunch in general, one of God and Socialism's greatest meals. Brunch implies that you don't ahve to work on the weekend, and can sleep in

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[guy who is very unfamiliar with the democratic party] well, surely somebody will do something about this

And it will go up and down this way until he dies and so the establishment never has to confront the naked venality of his crimes

WASHINGTON (AP) — Supreme Court sends Trump’s immunity case back to a lower court in Washington, dimming prospect of a pre-election trial.

raunchy-ass bag

happy Bobby Bonilla day, let's go mets love da mets baybeeee

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Alexa, play “They Not Like Us” by Pulitzer Prize winning artist Kendrick Lamar.

So who’s “us”?

great now i gotta put fluoride in my own damn water huh

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Our Front Page:

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Out: Therapy speak In: Crew Resource Management

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THE EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIPS FOR IDIOMS: Portugal vs Turkey 🇵🇹 My favourite Portuguese name for an unknown or unidentified man is João das Couves, or “John of the Leaf Vegetables” vs 🇹🇷 A Turkish name for a John Doe is Sarı Çizmeli Mehmet Ağa, which means “Mr Mehmet with the Yellow Boots”

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Every album from The Decemberists

This would fix me

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Loudly saying “Ow” whenever I get an email

The reprehensible part is that in eight years none of the students will remember that a better world used to be possible

Within minutes of the Board of Trustees vote, the university had expunged the entire University Senate website, deleting decades of meeting minutes, faculty evaluations of the president, and more. Truly reprehensible.

numba five is alive bb

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philly landscaper called Jawn Order

this is hardcore (1998, island records)

Was at a beach condo complex. Saved my friend's kid from drowning, went back in the water to save his friend. Finally dragged them onto the beach, everyone looked shaken and scared, so I clapped real loud, and said, "OK, kids, who wants to go to the pool?!" Went to the pool and grilled hot dogs.