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[joylessly, bereft of mirth] woke jeopardy ideas
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Does he think Jeopardy is multiple choice answers?
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That makes sense I suppose
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I guarantee you somebody making $900k a year was like “Dude, that’s totally Alex Trebek voice bro. Nailed it.”
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Doesn’t he have multiple companies he is ostensibly in charge of that are all facing down increased competition, regulatory scrutiny, and shareholder unhappiness that he should be working on instead of whatever this is?
He won't have those issues under a Trump administration, so arguably he is working on those 🙃
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put him in a celebrity jeopardy episode against holzhauer that’s all I ask
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“Can I phone a friend?”
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*furiously scrolls through his friends list on Twitter, realizes he doesn't know the real name of any of his white supremacist "friends"*
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But it’s ok, all of his phone calls are made exclusively via Twitter now!
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Unfortunately, he used a #3 pencil when filling in the bubbles
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Also, Simon didn't say
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Red Rover said to fuck off
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Woke Jeopardy: "I'd like to solve the puzzle, Steve Harvey!" M_ WIF_ L_FT M_
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Do you not remember the discourse about a guy ‘Not being able to name a single woman author’ in response to a very specific question about one particular author? Nobody understands Jeopardy, apparently.
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This is what I came to the comments section to say, well played
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Didn't even try to follow the jeopardy format. What a loser.
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what is 'My brains are scrambled eggs'
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He's gonna get around to watching that right after Blade Runner
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why even bother with the premise if you aren't even going to use the implied tropes...
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Labored joke structures for 800 Alex
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BUT UNORGANIZED LABOR, AMIRITE?!?
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"What is Jeopardy's signature format?"
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what is the racist trolley problem?
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4 black people 1 white The cyber truck is speeding towards them. Do you pull left or right, knowing the steering column will snap in either case?
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do they not come from the factory with brakes
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Both steering and brakes appear to be single use. www.yahoo.com/news/man-ala...
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There’s a long-running gag on the Simpsons where things that should not burst into flames (shopping carts) explode on impact. This was not intended as an instruction manual for vehicle production.
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I always wondered if that was a reference to easily exploding cars in action movies or actually exploding Ford Pintos. I would never have guessed it was another Simpson’s prophecy.
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He's too dumb to even understand how Jeopardy works.
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jeopardy, famous trivia show known for having contestants choose between two options.
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Love it when jeopardy does multiple choice
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this reads like an even less coherent Sean Connery “celebrity Jeopardy” bit
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[staring down the prospect of a UAW-backed Dark Brandon II: The Rebrandoning scenario when you have open conflicts with 7 regulators] woke jeopardy ideas
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How does he still have government contracts 😵‍💫
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That's the part that's the most fucked up and insulting about all of this
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How else will they serve porn to the troops
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trust me on this, they were doing it ABSOLUTELY FINE WITHOUT HIM we had TERABYTES of porn in the desert lmfao
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No pol wants their name attached to a bunch of people losing a lot of money when his company's stocks take a huge hit when the corporate welfare shuts off.
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Oh gross, because that makes sense.
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I mean, SpaceX has managed to not screw up anything that they're actually contracted to do (which is more than can be said for Boeing), but by all accounts, there's substantial infrastructure in that company to keep Musk away from any part of SpaceX that does anything for real.
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The less involved he is in the company, the better it does.
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