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Maybe someone should have taken Sirhan Sirhan’s guns away.
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If only JFK had laid down suppressing fire on the grassy knoll
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RFK jr didn’t think he did it. That’s how much he disagrees with his whole family.
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Didn't he leave Cheryl in the prison parking lot for three hours while he went to go see him?
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Not heard the full story but I know he argued for that guy to be paroled against the whole rest of his family.
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I think someone should give them back honestly
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Now this is a promise I can get behind
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Lazy man’s promise. He could go for Jesus but Jesus is, like, six leprechauns
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Did they purposefully make him more orange for this, man looks like he's been in an oven for a couple hours at 350
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Draw in the Trump voters by making RFK Jr. look as much like him as possible.
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They mistakenly used the wrong image -- the "extra crispy RFK Jr" picture was supposed to be for the ad that says, I WON'T TAKE YOUR GAS STOVES AWAY.
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and yet he’s fine taking votes away from his cousin JFK Jr, running on a secret part of the gop ticket that is only visible to people who can perceive colors outside the visible spectrum
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i never noticed that he has that same spray tan hairline thing that trump has. (plus his tan is threatening to blend into the red background)
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I mean, it’s a promise he can 💯 keep he literally won’t be able to in his continued life as a random private citizen with bizarre opinions #Twitter #USelection
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Lookin like a barely sentient wax sculpture
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“I won’t take your guns away… never mind that every pic of me smiling looks like I will definitely kill then eat your children …”
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this will remain underrated if it's the top performing skeet of the month, A+, 10/10
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"Just your vaccines used to protect people from disease" bsky.app/profile/bren...
This is his latest post lol
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The ultimate destination of the "Even the liberal agrees with us that "
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Why do they always look like they're standing in front of the burning of Atlanta from that big Civil War movie?
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Hmmm. 'There is no public health disaster I won't make worse' is quite the catchy slogan.
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So he's pledging to do the thing that every single president has ever done. Wow, that's a game changer!
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this is the best and only proof he has that he is, indeed, a democrat
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… and this is why I seek secret service protection I am not entitled to receive.
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Love the Connor Roy energy
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Please like me. Remember JFK? You stupid white trash. You filthy poors.
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Hmm, except we all know those 2nd amendment rights only apply to white men. Any time a PoC has a licensed & registered firearm, it's just putting a target on themselves.
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Is there some kind of rule that you have to be orange to run for POTUS? Serious question.
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By summer the RNC will be desperately trying to DQ him from state ballots
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Uncle Jack and his Dad would like a word.