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Comedy is once again legal

a knavish speech sleeps in a foolish ear.

Let that sink in!

christ he has made me change my mind because i really can’t tell if he is joking?! but if he’s joking then he doesn’t want the tag so i wouldn’t be able to tell if he was joking and so then he must want the tags so then he isn’t joking so it’s not funny? am i too high or is he?

can someone double check the logic on that? i have been eating gummies like they are just gummies, and if it even comes close to landing near making sense? well, that puts us one skeet closer to regionals.

"I have been eating gummies like they are just gummies" is very good, thank you, also reminded me to get more gummies

thanks! and hey, ya know what:

you know what’s good? edibles. you know what’s more? more edibles.

Honestly if they turn into Andy Kaufman characters of the internet age I would applaud it

i saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by poster’s madness, starving hysterical naked

Help my jokes keep getting community noted and I just know if we could tag it with JOKES everyone would get my jokes

but not until they hit reply! until then they’ll just think he’s an asshole, i guess? I really don’t understand the point of that part.

I think he's 100% sincere. But when he learns people are dunking on him he'll insist that he was joking. And why couldn't people understand that! [rolling on the floor laughing emoji]

I can't wait until the Krassensteins invent real name identification for social media accounts, just like every other "idea guy" before them

Ed's a joke and he works on Twitter, so I don't know what he's trying to say.

wow I haven’t seen someone request sarcasm tags in 20 years

Too many people don't realize that if their sarcasm is identical to other peoples' ideological screed, nobody gives a crap if it's sarcasm.

Poe's Law is a three-edged sword.

The unintentional poes are just as annoying as the intentional ones 😁

i… really think they need it? they’re like a bunch of stephen colberts from the colbért réport but the real them is a fucking monster? this tweet really fucked with my sense of reality.

Hell yeah. I can't wait until all the kids who have been used as props by their right wing grifter parents grow up and drop the hammer on their emotionally needy asshole parents

Ed K is very intelligent.

/sarcasm

I wonder why I'm surrounded by a bunch of humorless pedants...

Please laugh.

Because of course we all know that the best jokes are the ones that require explanation. (Leave it to a fucking Kassenstein.)

I mean... I've seen people put /s at the end of sarcastic posts all the time and that seems to have been working fine. Why are people such gosh darn milk babies about everything?

"Have you or a loved one been harmed by Poe's Law? Call 1-800-LOL-ELOL today!"

*PrincipalSkinnerTheKidsAreWrong.jpg*

Without a joke and/or sarcasm tag I have no way of knowing how to interpret your post. I therefore must assume you are arbiter of what is legal. Thank you very much for your service.

Sometimes it really feels like everyone on that site is huffing glue

If you add a tag for sarcasm/jokes then right wing "comedians" don't get to say, "hey come on, it's just a [racist/misogynist/homophobic/transphobic/etc etc] joke! Calm down!" after the fact, so I don't think that'll work on "X."

Everyone knows jokes are funnier when explained and also prefaced as clearly being jokes.

/s is the sarcasm tag. Did this guy just get online yesterday?

Always a good time when you have to announce you’re joking

Everybody thinks they're Swift

Hey @estrogenempress.gay can we put this label into aegis? I’m a simpleton that doesn’t understand humor

This mf don’t know about the Just Kidding Star

ASAP

The sarcasm tag is 😏 but if you use it, you will not be recorded in the book of life.

#IfIwereabetterwriterIwouldn'tneedthisstupidtag

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