Brendel: The NYT op-ed guy looks like Phillip Seymour Hoffman starring in two separate films about a man on a registry

The NYT op-ed guy looks like Phillip Seymour Hoffman starring in two separate films about a man on a registry

How is that hair not intentional lmao

Telling the barber "give me a cross between Kurt Cobain and Hitler."

On the nose rofl.

I literally told my friend it looks like an unkempt Hitler mustache

Talking about the head hair too No accident Austrian fascist cosplay

LHS: uptight suburban man called Clive who is extremely concerned about wastrels and slackers RHS: the man Clive is concerned about

both alike in murdery

The answer to the question "what if the Decemberists fucking sucked"

Left: Little Britain Right: Trailer Park Boys

Left: The Office (UK) Right: The Office (US)

Just ripping off Mckenzie crook's style from the office and pirates of the Caribbean

The look on the left is A CHOICE (I mean, so is the one on the right, but yeesh)

Yes absolutely, I see some people clowning on the right one but the left is so much worse

The right is “really? This is how you chose to present yourself to the world?” The left is OH NO.

penciling in time for a haircut next week because this guy’s look gave me douche chills

Haircuts are a pain. HOWEVER.

Pretty sure the guy on the left is a character from Zone Of Interest.

or Man in the High Castle

I think I've seen that sweater color brown somewhere before. Interesting choice, that BROWN over his button-down SHIRT.

serious head-in-the-freezer vibes

Neo-folk musician vs noise artist

He has the look of a doofus

Looks like the antagonist who corrects the extra working at a hardware store on the differences between rope and cord.

*doorbell rings* Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about Phish?

UK paedo and US pedo styles here

He’s got a Hitler haircut on the left.

he looks like a guy that your co-workers warn you about, as in “don’t ever be alone with him, he’s a useless creep and nobody will do anything about it because he’s the CEO’s cousin’s son”

Holy shit. I really thought he had killed himself alongside Eva Braun.

Fucker looks like he should have been shoved into more lockers than he probably was.

I’m sure he was shoved into plenty and that’s why he’s like this. My working thesis is that ALL right wingers are still obsessed with high school, the difference is whether they did the locker shoving or not as to whether they drive an F-250 or are this guy.

Either way, he looks like a guy who pontificates a lot, all the while with a birdy little smile on his lips. This makes me feel quite a bit better, thanks

before/after huffing gasoline

The one on the right is totally a youth pastor who loves to jam out on his acoustic to try to seem relatable to teens, and eventually gets arrested for statutory rape

The one on the left has an archive of TPS reports going back to 1991.

When your hair looks like that the "cel" is totally voluntary

That kid is getting his ass kicked in the lunch room

Yeesh..truly.i think i need several showers now 🤢

They DEFINITELY have a fursona.

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You know, I discovered in my early 20s that my beard grows in as patchy as our hero’s and have been clean shaven ever since, but I guess that makes me “beta” or something.

Guy takes good care of himself.😐

every far left blogger after and before they start making 6 figures

Yeah (Pretentious Version) Yeah (Crass Version)

Steve Bannon’s mini me.

I was going with "most likely to be a pedo-fundamentalist" but, yeah.

This description is perfect

I can see how you'd make this mistake but the one on the left is actually a still from the Phillip Seymour Hoffman biopic with Seth Rogen playing Hoffman.

the main protagonist in a mid 90s fmv adventure game vs his evil alter ego

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