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@briansmith.pro

Ray Kroc Professor of Cheeseburger Sciences, Hamburger University.
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The problem is that it’s not only bad, it’s badly made. “Eegah” is a terrible movie, but at least it’s in focus and the actors are audible.
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Hot take: Manos is actually not a great episode because the movie is SO bad
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Let’s see… 10) Jack Frost 9) Hobgoblins 8) Wizards of the Lost Kingdom I 7) Overdrawn at the Memory Bank 6) The Final Sacrifice 5) Prince of Space 4) Mitchell 3) Cry Wilderness 2) Space Mutiny 1) Giant Spider Invasion
OH, AYE :D If we're talking a top ten ranking of MST3K eps, mine would probably go thusly: 10) Wizards of the Lost Kingdom I 9) Doctor Mordrid 8) The Day the Earth Froze 7) Squirm 6) Bride of the Monster 5) The Magic Voyage of Sinbad 4) Space Mutiny 3) The Final Sacrifice 2) Mitchell 1) Jack Frost
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There’s a reason Dale Jr. hand-picked him and I think it’s his partying skills
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I’m gonna guess AG Sulzberger’s All-Purpose Fish Wrap and Birdcage Liner?
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Alex Bowman may have set the car on fire Also way to stand up for yourself Bubba
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Michael McDowell, no relation I’m aware of, but he is a former sports-car driver and has a Daytona 500 win
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The Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, the Queen and Col. Sanders before they went tits-up
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How do you use “Peaches” in a commercial for Busch Light Peach and NOT include “Peaches come from a can”?!
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I think going to slicks now is the right call because the wets weren’t pulling up spray any more
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Also because Steve Letarte is an idiot and if he thinks it’s a good call you can safely do the opposite
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We had like two goddamn hours of rain fill how are there still ads to run NBC
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That dog’s expression says “what the hell, man, Hank didn’t deserve that just for chewing your shoe.”
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Yeah, this. Fortunately most of our group appears to be playing on PS.
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Basically the S can only do 1440p in best case scenario, but if you don’t care about gaming in 4K you’d be fine. I debated getting one versus playing on the PS5 Digital Edition we have and ended up passing just to save money
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If you don’t care about 4K and you’re not going to be gaming enough to run out of internal storage, yes.
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Straight lined it into the Turn 6 tires so hard he submarined them and moved the wall back
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Wow, Larson just sent it Jimmie Johnson style into the tires
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What do you think I am, some kind of comic book villain? That skeet was posted after I finished the last one
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TLDR: Capital expresses distaste for election results that will not facilitate accumulation of more wealth
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OK, NASCAR, some thoughts: 1. This race needs to start an hour earlier at least. 2. 35 cars circulating is going to move more water off the track than pushing it around with the Air Titans. 3. Call IMSA and have them run race control for road courses.