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a lady came in and asked if she could put a bitly url on a headstone and we were like. i guess there's no rule against i guess if that's really what you want to do
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also what are you going to do if whatever memorial hosting service you're using goes under? what if the link goes bad? just link to nothing forever?
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she asked about a QR code first which is even worse bc that shit is going to be unreadable after like 6 months of weathering
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[cut to year 2164] missed a couple monthly payments for my grandma's hologram memorial headstone and they repossessed it to show ads for android milf porn
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I'm currently playing Cyberpunk 2077 and "android MILF porn" adverts are literally right outside the protagonists home. So this is funny.
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I told you that my Maryland license plate links to a War of 1812 site whose domain was purchased at auction by an online casino?
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Apparently some absolute egomaniac asswipe (derogatory) put a QR code on his headstone that linked to his PUBLICATION RECORD (he was, I’m sure you’ll be shocked to learn, an academic, I believe a physicist…)
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It gives me joy to realize it would’ve weathered to the point of being non-functional in a matter of years…
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surprised there isn't a .grave top level domain
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It’s not very different if you think about it as the stones that say “perpetual care” and are very very not cared for.
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Jokes on them. I wanted my headstone to do that.
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*Sniffs* "It's what gran-gran would have wanted"
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Some things really just don't need to be so "21st century." I'm thinking that headstones are one of those.
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Permanence does seem like a major feature.
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I love that everyone I know who works in a medium office has an IT person begging them not to scan any old QR code and we keep slapping them around. Excited to see these things age
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it is a bit like finding a random USB drive on the sidewalk and deciding to just slam that baby into your laptop and click "yes please!" to whatever pops up
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My boss once asked me to put one on a billboard and I refused.
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I’m really curious how poorly they would age. If you generated one with max error correction and a small amt of text it might last? Still a terrible idea and folks would likely just put a bitly url in there or exploit the error correction to embed images making error correction pointless
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Unless they want a funeral to bury QR codes. I could get on board with that.
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"Are you sure Aunt Astrid wanted us to look at Bob's Discount Porn in her memory???"
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I actually just wondered this and you answered my question.
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If you use a short URL with lower density and higer error correction, the QR code should be readable longer. But still there's the issue of the redirect host going away at some point. I had the same issue with my business cards. Google link shortner was discontinued and so they're useless.
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Getting a 404 Person Not Found seems like a very tech tribute to the memory of the person vanishing
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come on now i think we’ve seen sufficient proof that companies definitely will not delete entire swaths of the internet just to save a few bucks
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Chisel it out and write "Error 404"??
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Would be cool to self-publish a lil' biography, get an ISBN, and put that on the headstone. Would be even COOLER to put a cryptic riddle on there to mark the starting point of an elaborate international scavenger hunt, like classic tales such as "The Da Vinci Code" or "The Chipmunk Adventure."
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What if the link is replaced with a Rick Roll redirect
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If Rick Astley doesn't request this for his own tombstone, it would be SUCH a lost opportunity.
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My headstone will read "wishlist in bio"
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I'd be worried about it going to a url that get scooped and replaced with porn or something.
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Rickroll from beyond the grave!!!
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brb writing that into my will
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Tombstone with a big ol qr code instead of text
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Can you imagine the frustration of the archaeologists who find it?
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blockchain solves this and here's how: 🧵 1/372
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I have been puzzling on this myself since your first post about this ask... heh.
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Truly a gift to future archaeologists.
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I'd love an URL at my headstone leading to Never Gonna Give You Up
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That would be the apotheosis of the genre
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