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blockchain companies have exactly two types of post
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indecipherable nonsense and actively combatting massive hacks
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It's like some comical version of milkshake duck and I love it
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I’ve preordered my copy I cannot wait to read it!!!
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there's no timestamp on the first one and let me tell you i was delighted to learn it was from four (4) days before the second one
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Thank you, that's the best part!
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doing the lord’s work here, thank you 🙏
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I had a coworker who quit his marketing job to make a living selling NFTs ... Six months later, he discovered that his former position was dissolved and we were not hiring.
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Munchables has been compromised. I repeat, Munchables has been compromised
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Be on the lookout for (produces composite sketch)
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I need to know that my Snuggery is safe
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that depends if you flabberphooked a slurp juice for each snuggling
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noooooo my munchables
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🚨 THE MUNCHABLES HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED 🚨
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🚨🚨 THE SNUGGERY HAS BEEN BREACHED 🚨🚨
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this is so so so so so so perfect
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sir, a second munchable has been compromised
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"Whatever you do, don't let the kids know you have shat your pants"
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Is hatching a munchable in the snuggary realm anything like using multiple slurp juices on an ape
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Most people don't know this
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then they have to get educated have fun staying poor we all gonna make it lambo to the mooooon
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Someone is stealing the slurp juice!
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This is pure word-salad. It's impossible to tell what gameplay is, or if there IS any. I've never seen an NFT game that's actually a GAME. There's no value without PURPOSE. A functional game where you want to play for itself may lead to people buying cool stuff to use in the game, for PLAYING it.
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But NFT games are like a cash shop in an MMO, but with no MMO. Buy this cool mount, but there's no world to ride it in. All you can do is sell it. But the only thing the buyer can do with it is ALSO sell it. And it's obvious to everyone except techbros that's not a sustainable business model.
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Wasn't this part of the massive, delusional failure of Decentraland?
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And there never will be. It can be done, but there's no motive to do so, the expense and technical complexity is vast, and you don't even need NFTs, a standard DB works just as well.
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And there's the real heart of it: NFTs offer nothing. You can buy/sell virtual items *already* - ask any EVE player! You will NEVER be able to "take it with you" to another game, and an NFT doesn't let you "own" it in any meaningful way: It's a game asset, it's in the game DB, and the game will end.
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That's not really the point. As long as people are still playing the game you can trade in-game assets with them. People already do this, but they have to sell their accounts to do it.
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Neither blockchains nor NFTs do anything to facilitate the ability to trade in game assets.
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People been trading in-game assets without needing to sell their accounts since 2001 in Runescape.
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Yeah. There's no there, there. And from what I've seen, there's no reason for NFTs to be part of it. Second Life didn't need them. One of the most annoying delusions is "You can take your game NFTs with you! You own them!" But there's no protocol or method to take an epic weapon from WoW to FF14.
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As long as you get people to buy into your nfts (which also happen to be traded in your proprietary crypto currency) then the project was a success. Delivering an actual product is not really the point.
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Man what the fuck did I just read
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There's a youtuber name jawun who reviews nft games. A few of them manage to release something functional but even then it's lower budget clones of hearthstone or brawl stars or something. A funny common theme is they almost never have the nfts actually implemented (coming soon!)
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I like to think the second tweet was five minutes after the first tweet.
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It's like Milkshake Duck but for gullible losers.
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There's actually a third extremely delicious genre, which is, "Some of the people in charge appear to have been ah hm mishandling funds? Everything is frozen until we get this sorted."
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Id call that a version of the second one lol
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How can I be snug like a bug in a rug if the munchables are compromised
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All juices have been slurped