Molly, trash queen: The Pope, who lives in an art museum with a bunch of dudes who've sworn off pussy: does it seem kind of gay in here to you?

The Pope, who lives in an art museum with a bunch of dudes who've sworn off pussy: does it seem kind of gay in here to you?

Before I get any "fellas, is it gay to like art?" Yes. Art is gay. Art is the gayest thing on earth. It's gay stuff made by gay people for gay people.

can confirm, am artist and am also gay

The other day, I was at a museum and checking out a beautiful painting, when a bunch of dicks flew into my mouth. 7/10 the brushwork could have been better....

Do these people know nothing about Michaelangelo??

*looks at manuscript of girls kissing* ok yeah that checks out

Counterpoint: Ingres

The Pope (probably): bit of a sausage fest in here innit?

fucking losing it rn

You forgot the fancy dresses

and flamboyant hats!

Fabulous fragrances like myrrh and frankincense

The pope's special little car!!

The Ho-mobile.

And the pretty, pretty shoes.

and having sexual intercourse with other men!

Pope calling the kettle

Just reclaiming the word.

that's an AI image but you should see his actual tailor

I legit thought this was an Onion headline

We now must bottle & sell faggy air. Call it Gayr.

Well considering there was a pope who went around with a chissle knocking penises off of statues.

To keep in a bedside drawer?

He found them lewd and inappropriate.

And never big enough

huh, wild, usually they just invite all the horses and all the prostitutes and have at it.

It cums and goes.

sfx: King Missile "Detachable Penis"

or maybe sfx: Band of Horses "In A Drawer"

My brain spent a few seconds wondering "wait. Is the chissle the funny hat? The little water sprinkler? The scarf with the tassels?"

Heh. Semen-aries

LOL

its not homophobic if he says this after a deep inhale

My "For 2000 years the Catholic religion has offered gay men the option between a persecuted out lifestyle and a closeted lifestyle that offers an esteemed community position" t-shirt has the Pope asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.

...closeted lifestyle with built-in excuses for never courting, plus (depending on era and role) opportunities for meeting the likewise oriented.

They hated him because he spoke the truth.

This pope also said gay marriage is alright or whatever, things are starting to add up.

He's the man who couldn't stop looking at dicks

he just like me fr

Be skeptical of statements like this. The same crowd that Harrison Butker hangs with (TLM, Opus Dei) is tied to Five Summits and the Conservative American Bishops. They are on a smear campaign against Pope Francis because he is not ostracizing LGBTQ+ (just like with Dolly) Follow Fr. James Martin

so they're doing a smear campaign claiming the pope did the thing they like because they didn't do the thing they like enough even tho he's already doing the thing they like all the time? yeah might wanna run that one by your Vulcan again...

frociaggine (positive)

Man wearing a purple silk cape with gold frippery wondering who is gaying up the place.

Fagginess is a big part of the catholic cult.

So is Daddy issues.

What he mean by 'fagginess in the air'? Do he want to suck a dick or smth? 🤨

Maybe moving pedophile priests around the world. never prosecuting & affecting hundreds of thousands of peoples lives many who did not survive- committed suicide wasn’t really the best idea. Maybe change your stance within the Catholic community and stop being absolute fucking hypocrites.

Also, seriously, what language? He speaks like, 6, and the Vatican uses 4, and English isn’t at the top of either of those lists. Because translation matters!

actual lol

Call that the Holy Spirit

He wears really nice dresses.

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