Claire Willett: I like how the Sigma Male is just David Tennant in “Good Omens”

I like how the Sigma Male is just David Tennant in “Good Omens”

they keep inventing new guys

and Gamma is, I assume, a wildly unflattering attempt at Kurt Cobain? this would all be fine if they were just taking Buzzfeed quizzes about it but I simply refuse to pretend it’s science

Delta dude is just wearing a white t-shirt???? is his personality supposed to be “nothing”?? every time I look at this it gets funnier

I am fascinated by the fact that apparently business guy ranks over sports guy. this is some wish fulfillment by someone who got bullied by a guy in a letter jacket, isn't it?

yeah pretty much, this is the “creepy losers who got rich on crypto” gang

I was thinking "guy who is sure Elon Musk is going to be his friend any day now" or, to put it more succinctly: cybertruck owner

there is a lot of overlap! where do you think they got the cybertruck money

Honestly the ‘alpha male’ should have a dad bod ruffled hair and a bag full of kid essentials over his shoulder because they disproved this whole crap and ‘alpha’ was just the dad of the wolf pack. (Hi, this is a common point I get grumpy about and sometimes need venting on.)

his facial hair and haircut definitely doesn’t say “business guy” it’s way too metro (do we say that still)

Are all “types of guy” wearing lip tint and eyeliner now? And I’m legit confused, not knowing the definitions—is it the intention that delta, gamma, & possibly sigma could pass for “NOT types of guy?” Because I first thought it was a strange spectrum of “alpha guy to lesbian…& maybe more lesbians.”

i like the inclusion of the omegaverse guy as a tip of the hat that this is all made up

like these are all just doctor whos

I mean TO BE FAIR this as a trope long predates the fanfic omegaverse. LOL variations on it have been in PNR for a very long time.

(alpha guy putting on glasses) - i am the alpha and the omega! all the other guys including omega who is now double beta or w/e - oh shiiiiiiiiiiiii

I thought it was supposed to be David Beckham 🤣🤣🤣

The CDC should just repurpose the illustrations for Covid variants

They're not selling me on why Omega young Orville Redenbacher would be a bad thing, bring on the popcorn empire

I think Delta Guy's personality is "White." This may explain why there is absolutely nothing useful about him.

#WhereIsTheEpsilon Before Bernard could answer, the lift came to a standstill. "Roof!" called a creaking voice. The liftman was a small simian creature, dressed in the black tunic of an Epsilon-Minus Semi-Moron. "Roof!"

Alpha man was in Die Hard, right?

Famous delta male Mark Zuckerberg

It’s Kurt with The Rachel

lol Gamma's giving James May to me

i still need one of those kurt sweaters

And they are all whiter than me. And I'm so pale I'm damn near reflective.

I thought he looked a bit like mid-90s David Bowie?

I also saw Kurt in that. Another comment I read saw pre-burn Freddy Krueger 😂

Why does Alpha Dude have such a weak chin? 🧐

Gamma should be Bruce Banner

Why is the gamma male angry 35 yo Hilary Clinton?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I was gonna say "Lady in a dream who is slowly, by acting weirder & creepier, revealing that she is actually Freddy Kruger and will be full Freddy Kruger the next time the camera cuts back?"

i like how the “alpha male” looks like a fashion designer or possibly a fancy watch salesman

and he’s not wearing the letterman’s jacket, the beta is, which makes me feel like I guess I don’t know what they think beta means? fanfic ABO rules may not apply

i think they don’t know a lot of things

i think he looks like jordan peterson. *hork*

To me he looks like Hans Gruber from Die Hard

he wishes!

My first reaction was, they are just giving my king David Tennant punchable faces and I’m not going to stand for it

I like how the meaning of "Omega Man" has done a complete about face from when I was a kid.

... and Omega Man is Matt Smith as the 11th Doctor!

The fact they aren't in order bothers me.

OH MY GOSH I THOUGHT THE SAME THING! It is brunette Crowley from the book meets David Tennant as Crowley.

🧐 why the hell does delta come before gamma

and why is omega not last? I am almost positive this list was made my someone who thinks they go in English alphabetical order

Which could have been avoided so easily if we'd called it alphabetagammical order.

Alpha male definitely just gut pulled over by a Delta who doesn’t know who he is. It’s gonna ruin the world tour.

They're also apparently named by some hierarchical order in the Greek alphabet without appearing in said alphabetical order?

Lol yeah, definitely doin a heckin Roman on the alphabetizing. But you know how these cryptobros and toxic jerks LOVE them some Roman Empire.

I like the Roman empire in the Civilization series because I like building roads, and also the production bonus in each of my other cities building something I've already built in Rome is nice.

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