Crungeoneer

ima business man in a coffee shop with a loaded pistol and a bulletproof vest i saw my wife get killed by the drug cartel ...i'm not a cop www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSxH...

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Manning Krull

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ALLIGATOR PIE - The Children’s Poetry Archivechildrens.poetryarchive.org Listen and read along to 'ALLIGATOR PIE'.

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He's absolutely right.

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Erin Fogg

weed is stored in the balls

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Ill Topo

not enough and you don't get fried

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You know it would happen.

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie

There's a bakery up the street from me where they saw my email on an order and started drawing tubas on the bags. So I saved em for a year and made a collage for them. Which they then hung up and curated like a museum piece. I love em there and they're always happy to see me ❤️

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Ayo

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I'm trying to think, but nothing happens!www.youtube.com

sammige

reads as a kid: ohay punworld remembers the series as i got older: ohay wait this is fucked up, on an upward-sliding scale the more i grow as a person learns about the author: ohay and this is why it's fucked up

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Ugly Margarita

i'd like them to get to the internecine self-destruction stuff right away this time, skip the part where they're in full power

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Filamena Young seeking Sophia -she/her

lol, *i* don't have that issue *plays 555 hours of rimworld instead >______>

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Jess Nevins

deep purple permanently own montreux in my head but at least i know it's on the lake geneva shoreline

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Oregon the DM🕎

i renounced my "yelling at the kids when i get old" club membership even as a genx like if i turn into the crustyass mfers i'm already fighting bc they broke the world, the kids can just kill me for my loot and resources

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Shiv Ramdas

tfw centrist means "i'm the shelf paper glued to the left side of a continually-right-sliding machine"

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The Washington Post

is the nyt not doing enough in this case that you're picking up their slack like i get that you sold your souls and your shame, but that won't keep you off the machinegun wall of the guy you're caping for do some journalism for a change, are there any real reporters left in that husk of yours

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George Voinovich Manuscript

that was the era that first killed me out of the game, unironic space marine fans sad for me, but now that the ip is finally trying to clean up its interior stupid, the lightspeed acceleration of rules changes are killing me out again

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Parilani 🫧

i remember when white stripes dropped "fell in love with a girl" and the dj on my local station would play it twice in a row

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miss fugazi

first-gen lancers were way too boxy but their soundsystem was beyond compare

it me

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how about "guy who threw vulnerable people under the bus to garner the votes of assholes and move the overton to the right a bit more" do you have a specific honorific to cover that

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mr. cannoli

groundbeast

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but what if your snack WAS for dogs what then