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Dylan

@dangermuppet.bsky.social

Chaotic efficiency technician.
I make things work.
Very metal
Set builder.
Retired circus acrobat.
He/him
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I don’t make anything as cool as you, but I sure as hell make things square
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Morning. Meanwhile it’s almost midnight here & the kittens are keeping a close eye on the lizard (& keeping close to the heat lamp)
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I believe it was @daughterofmercury.bsky.social who said you can never have too many clamps. I tend to agree.
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Ha! One of our kittens is rather fond of launching herself up me if she thinks I’m doing anything remotely interesting.
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So many options. I love the power file, my welder, & the plasma cutter, but for demo work, straightening frames & all round brutality this little beauty is hard to beat.
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Well the stage pretty much disappeared earlier in the day so…
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That pretty much sums it up from memory. Slightly different vibe last time I was there.
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I‘ve often found myself asking the same question
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Oh yeah, that’s good. There was also this one in my hotel room
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Synchronicity is a marvellous thing
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Looks like bad auto-translate to me, I’ve seen some spectacular examples over the years but this one is my absolute favourite. I found it when I was in Korea & bought it for the description but it was actually really tasty.
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He was very much not a baby by this stage, but there were still plenty of kisses
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That’s glorious! This one would compliment it nicely
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Here’s a better lit photo of him, & a rather cute one of winter & Rex just because
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Winter-grey Soup-tabby Finnley-bluetongue Rex-border collie/wolfhound
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That’s just the two encounters that gave me the biggest shock, there’s been countless others that have been more lowkey. And they’re cute. CW spider (I tagged it as suggestive because there’s not an appropriate option)
sexual
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There was talk of porn star moustaches, which reminded me of the only time I’ve sported one. This conveniently happened to coincide with a photoshoot for a funding application for an 80s themed show. The show never happened but we looked cool nevertheless.
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I forgot to add this one
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You’re supposed to stop?
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He’s gorgeous. One of our old cats was a big one for head bonks (& he was a big cat too)
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Fun fact, I toured in a stage production of The Lion the witch & The wardrobe about 20 years ago. mix of actors, puppets & acrobats.
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Sorry, I didn’t mean to sound quite so disparaging 😆 I like it. For context…
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Sounds like what goes on in my house
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Meanwhile this is what it was like when I left for work this morning. (In Celsius)
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Reskeet and show us what turned you queer Monkey & Tripitaka laid the groundwork & then I saw Prince’s “thieves in the temple” film clip & it was all over
Reskeet and show us what turned you gay my precious spikey wikey
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I didn’t have the pleasure of installing this monstrosity but apparently it went smoothly & looks great in situ. All I had to do was drill & countersink all the holes, weld the tags & captive nuts on in exactly the right spot in a frantic rush😜 Not quite finished, still awaiting a SAV #MetalFeed
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