Dark Bobby πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

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Dark Bobby πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

@darkbobby.bsky.social

erstwhile attorney, current dilettante, godless heathen
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I’m no marriage counselor, but have you ever tried sucking your husband’s dick?
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Six Guinness are my feeling pretty good boundary
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One day I will solve the Riddle of Poop
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Counter-counterpoint: The people waging the culture war are also waging a class war.
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Counterpoint: replace the culture war with a class war
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*diarrhea funneling out the left leg of my capri pants* Hey, I don’t work here, but can I get you folks anything?
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Dating app for volcano enthusiasts called Cinder.
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the fortunes in every fortune cookie are written by gnomes
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Biden and Trump are only three and a half years apart in age so it would be okay for them to fuck
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[screenshot of the grim reaper following me]
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She's the kind of girl who still says "did you just say seal?" every time
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Cool thing about these Nuts.com emails is everyday I get a nut email I delete a nut email. It’s like a take a nut leave a nut circle jerk.. worth it
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ok so this will probably date me but: carbon
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Getting that surgery that makes my dick look like a single beef ravioli
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The violence of colonialism is permitted in the present and condemned in the future. The violence of resistance is prohibited in the present and revered in the future.
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When I drink Sex on the Beach I do sex on the beach coochie sand be damned
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President Biden, a self-proclaimed Zionist who supplies weapons to Israel, knows full well that those weapons are being used to murder Palestinian civilians, which makes him directly accountable for the genocide in Gaza.
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Having a glass of milk as a little treat before I jack off
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Kimmy Furtado - Nighteater
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[me, robbing a bank] can i borrow $500?
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Dating app for Twitter users called Unhinged
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Hey everyone, i went schizophrenic for a couple weeks and deleted but i’m here again if you would like to follow me