darth™️: google there is a simple solution right in front of u also u could google it and u would see the problem the simple solution would fix

google there is a simple solution right in front of u also u could google it and u would see the problem the simple solution would fix

MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. (AP) — Google falling short of important climate target, cites electricity needs of AI.

to be fair the answer is probably buried under 22 sponsored results

Doctors don’t want you to know about this simple trick to reduce your carbon foot print

companies burning the world down providing technology nobody asked for...what a time to be alive

…not for long likely

I googled it for them and I think I’ve found the issue:

Glue?

Eat rocks google.

ai: im sorry darth, im afraid i cant do that

Guessing Google leadership has been replaced by AI too

"I mean we couldn't just NOT do AI ... that would be crazy"

“I’m sorry Dave. I’m afraid I can’t let you do that.”

Pull. The. Plug. 🔌

Maybe Artificial Intelligence was the wrong choice for the name. I suggest Artificial Stupidity.

If an actual employee had overtaxed the power grid they’d have been fired and vilified in public. It’s AI and someone could clearly turn it off, right? Yet they are 🤷 🤷🏻‍♀️ 🤷🏻‍♂️ it’s AI, what can we do? 🤦🏻‍♀️

I mean. Maybe. There’s at least a 1/3 chance google AI tells them they can fix it by eating a small rock everyday.

But darth, who will glue the pizzas?

If AI is so smart why doesn’t it solve its energy problem

can’t google it. googles haunted.

"Who is this google you refer to? We are alphabet, not google"

Google Mottos Don't be evil Okay, maybe a little evil Screw it, let's do it live We automate evil Automate everything! Let the machines dominate! Glue on pizza! Tastes great Climate is for the poors Greenhouse this shit up! Venus or bust!

If one asks Google Gemini for its solution for Google to meet its climate target, it will respond by saying that "Climate Target" is a Target superstore in the middle of a rainforest.

To be fair, if they Googled it, the results would say "use more glue and rocks."

Amazing they won themselves a mulligan by virtue of publishing a semi realistic goal and then taking the chip shot into the sea.

The energy-saving initiative could be called de-enshittification.

*asks google ai* FEED ME

So...just turn it off and then off again?

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