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Very excited for people who don’t understand how Bayesian statistics work to discover this means there will be literally 10M+ false arrests per year
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Just got a great idea for a screenplay plz no one steal this
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If you released a movie titled “Minority Report” with the premise of arresting people who have committed no crimes it might hit differently nowadays.
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You know, it is kind of crazy that a book in 1956 about crime and false convictions called Minority Report, and a 2002 movie with the same concept both are not at all about racism
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Larry’ Wilmore’s show after The Daily Show was originally going to be called Minority Report, but the TV series screwed that up. It’s such a better name than The Nightly Show. There is a PDX intermittent standup/podcast team called Minority Retort, which would’ve been a killer name for Wilmore.
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I think Psycho-Pass is just the thing for you
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Live imitates art LOL
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And just like real life, if you’re a complete and utter sociopath, the system won’t touch you at all
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You’ll be in charge of the system!
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If only. Nah we just get told we're inherently dangerous for falling under an ultra-vague umbrella of neurotypes, then blamed for the actions of very much neurotypical people.
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can't believe I have to say this but, no thanks to the crime-predicting robot
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Looks like someone is about to get arrested for pre-crime!
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it's not the worst pre thing I've done
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Incorrect, you have been prejudged.
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it knew you would feel this way and is on the way now
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Isn't there some Tom Cruise movie about this? I seriously can't remember...
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Minority report, they used precogs
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The crime-predicting robot does not need or want your gratitude, only your subservience. And your tax dollars.
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crime-predicting robots will only take bribes in bitcoin
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Aren’t you the guy who uses AI to blur out the extra fun pictures on here?
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It's very cool how the 2000s and 2010s were the absolute gutting of "big data" as a legitimate area of comprehensive analysis and the 2020s are when that non-science is being adopted by people who don't know enough to know it's bullshit.
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The eventual productization of bespoke realities, maybe
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oh, the metaverse, cool cool
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And I know who will be arrested for the most part. They don't call it the minority report for nothing.
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With false arrests still illegal for the moment, a 90% "AI crime prediction accuracy rate" would still result in a 100% arrest-to-crime-committed ratio. The system works!
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… funny enough, it’s REALLY hard to get Wired to cough up that article, even with the author’s name and the complete headline. (It’s July, 2022) (DDG can produce it as the top hit.) 15 months from that breathless press release cosplaying as an article to this from October 7 2023:
Study Finds That Police “Crime Predicting” AI Fails Miserably at Predicting Crimesfuturism.com For more than a decade, cops have tried to use "predictive policing" to presage where crimes will happen — but they seem not to work at all.
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if the police simply declare that all their arrests are good arrests there will be no false arrests
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Just like „don’t look up“ taught us nothing, too.
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Torment Nexus ass world we live in
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Every generation gets the Precogs it deserves...
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I don't think I'm even going to bother reading the WIRED article to see where the error in the claim is. Or maybe it's something reasonable, like A CAR WILL BE STOLEN IN CHICAGO NEXT WEEK Thank you, all-seeing and all-knowing AI.
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WIRED didn’t even get through the title. The actual paper is literally titled “event-level prediction of urban crime reveals a signature of enforcement bias in US cities” and regards how the misallocation of police harms disadvantaged communities and cuts into actually useful resources.
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To be fair, the article in question is more than a year old, here's an article copublished in wired from October on the same subject: themarkup.org/prediction-b...
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if a computer arrests me i will become the joker
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Shame he's not alive to see it
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What's great about this is there is zero downside and can only assist law enforcement.
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If you arrest everyone, you’ll stop crimes before they start!
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Imagine if there was a long tradition of satirical warnings about that, from Frank Zappa back to Franz Kafka
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I think this is going to show in highly exquisite detail GIGO in all its glory.
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I remember a policeman explaining his statistical system to me: if there was a burglary at No.10 on Tuesday, another at No.20 on Thursday, then the next burglary would take place at No.15 on a Wednesday, because that’s science.