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I tried to get up and look what this little asshole did
He finally got up but now I have a new cat-related problem. Sorry for the quality of the photo, it was a stealth shot through a back window
I don't see a cat-related problem. I see ***CAT EXCELLENCE*** in progress.
Nooooo only one of those cats is my cats
Perhaps you have two cats now. Cat mitosis.
Hey, that reminds me-- you still in the market for an orange cat?
So kittens are fission byproducts, you say...
Not as sure as I was a few minutes ago 🥰
not going to look for it on XTwitter but there was a funny story of someone whose cat got out of their house or apartment and was soon found and returned, and then a day or so later their real, nearly identical cat, returned on its own so now they have two cats
and since this was overlooked but seems relevant, enantiomeric cats (S)-Buttons and (R)-Buttons pondering chirality in the morning March sunshine
Look out, they may be planning a Parent Trap-type switch.
The late Alan had one and only one lap-sitting agenda: To sit precisely on my bladder before dawn, thereby forcing me to get up so he could pester me for breakfast. Otherwise he would respond to petting and cuddling with operatic disgust and attempts to flee. I miss that little freak so much
He would affirm your love as he did mine
Both boys have ganged up on me
Oh my god that image alone is enough to render me helpless
Got a new recliner yesterday. The dogs immediately approved.
I couldn’t feel my legs 😂
Are the boys not speaking to each other at the moment? Some kind of domestic quarrel?
Yes. Catsby pushed shanti off my lap so he could get pets. Now shanti is mad.
Cuteness attack, challenge rating to resist: impossible.
Yeah, you're stuck until the jerk gets hungry.
Oh. My. God. OOOH you little shitball [with aggressive adoration]
To be so cute and so unaware of our collective impending doom 🥹
If you violate cat law, there will be penalties. Most of them are adorable.
Unleashing Full Adorbs Power like that is not even fair play
The face that says “Ooh, jail for Mother!”
Yup, yer stuck, you'd have to be some kind of monster not to bestow 15 minutes of belly rubs there
i'll call rescue services, but only after i'm able to look away...
When my cat does this I always think it's an invitation to gently rub her neck, chest, and belly. The blood on my hands and forearm tell me otherwise.
