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JD Vance's eyeliner is getting more prominent with every TV hit
Pff lil James David wishes….
this has to be some weird instagram-like filter right aaron
He’s in his Adam Lambert phase now.
Adam Lambert levels of eye liner are good for pirate-y acting roles and working as the frontman for Queen.
Not necessary for TV appearances.
He’s approaching full Jojo Siwa status, darth.
I did a Google Image search of this image just for fun, and my guess is whats-his-face would not be pleased with the results.
No idea why the search focused on the tie.
It all comes down to selling, in this case a tie. Seriously.
Nah, he looked like he was wearing eye liner in that in studio interview with Wolf Blitzer earlier today.
Vance asked for those Lawrence eyes
Still think Vance looks like the bad guy in a live-action remake of “The Thunderbirds”.
At some point, we'll tune in to JD Vance and just stare at how much ne now resembles the son of General Zod.
Defending my President like
JD Vance yassifying himself
Cleopatra look going on there.
Zod would be an improvement
Easier to relate to. Man of principle. It’s no contest.
Also brutally honest about wanting to rule.
He's three iterations away from becoming an 80s pro-wrestler.
Or he's slowly working his way towards that Voltaire cosplay he's been secretly planning for the last five years.
Is this AI? Can he hold up his hand so we can be sure he only has 5 fingers?
He's getting ready to pivot to Romulan senator if he loses his seat here
He's transforming into DeVito's Penguin before our eyes.
Don't insult the Penguin or DeVito, please.
Not to mention all that ozempic weight loss. If he’d only melt away.
Are we sure that’s not an AI avatar of him? He looks bizarrely smooth and low res at the same time
Honestly he looks… weird. Every TV hit requires makeup for women AND men, but that’s terrible. (The blush is a makeup crime too.)
And he’s getting very gaunt.
would be a shame if he passed away!
Jerk Dick Vance is out of his league.
JD Vance is entering his emo phase.
He's getting ready to violate some drag laws...
