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I have yet to see a single official photo of Princess Charlotte where she DOESN'T look like she'll eventually seize the crown. And you know what, good for her. It's good to have ambitions.
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"Conscience is but a word that cowards use, Devis'd at first to keep the strong in awe: Our strong arms be our conscience, swords our law." "DAAAAD! Charlotte's doing Richard III asides again!"
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It's only regicide if it's from the Regi region of France. Otherwise it's basic personal advancement.
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I imagine Princess Anne taking her to one side and saying "Well it looks like there's no talking you out of it, so we need to make sure you do it right, besides the Men have made enough of a mess." Followed by ensuring she has a varied and practical education.
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I'm perpetual suprised Princess Anne never staged a coup, feel like all the forces love her.
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"universal rules are for lackeys. Context is for kings. Or Queens. Now we march for Windsor."
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Her brothers look perpetually terrified of her.
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It's the same sort of look that my cat gives when I take the bacon out of the fridge...
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I bet his nickname for her is Charizard. Cuz she beats him till everything hurts.
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I love this post so much I want to reskeet it again!
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“Daaaad! She keeps asking if I want to visit the Tower of London! Tell her to stop!”
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Exactly. Came here to post that pic and caption but not surprised at all to see 'tis done.
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I’m certainly getting “would hold a pillow over her idiot brother’s face in a palace coup” vibes.
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After already getting that brother to off the other one.
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To be honest, if we must have a royal family, can’t they actually plot and scheme and murder each other for our entertainment? More than they currently do, I mean.
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There was a time when Andrew would have taken up permanent residence in the Tower!
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Andrew is the modern butt of malmsey brother.
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He really should be, and in the dungeon not the rich people suites.
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Didn't they change the rules so she only has to take out Dad and George to be next in line?
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Yeah, but leave no rivals.
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No need. As second eldest she's next in line.
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Rookie error of you leave the younger one alive
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What she will do is persuade no.3 to wield the pillow. Then he won't ever be a challenger.
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I mean, she can lock him up in the Tower or send him to war or the priesthood. She's second in line, officially, so no need for the poison chalice immediately. 😁
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Heavy Dorn vibes…https://youtu.be/85ApkmCtEBo?si=bIpFuUoQsJoyc8PP
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She has Resting Targaryen Face.
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Getting vibes here... X Files Eve vibes.
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My Gen X nerd soul appreciates this observation so very much.
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Literally delivering a Shakespearean aside.
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Obligatory Oglaf (this one is safe for work) - "Princess Party"
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You may say that... I couldn't possibly comment.
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The whole brood all look like such ghastly little shits
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The boys going full-on mouth-breather.
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she is the only one of that whole crowd who seems interesting (both complimentary and derogatory)
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Patricide is such a crass word. I prefer 'premature inheritance'
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“I’m gonna fuckin kill the king and the country will be mine and they’ll THANK me” vibes
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Good if she's interested in the job, because I don't see much sign that her dad is
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I mean he's dealing with some serious grief so gently suggesting Georgie goes to become a priest and Willie goes to be a recluse and voila! She's got it.