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All chaps are assless. My six word biography: tattoos made my skin more me. Hugo award winning fanfiction author. Bi/pan. She/they.

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As the saying goes, “if you don’t schedule a break, your body will take one for you.”

Bonus: my favorite burnout infographic to go with it. Source: x.com/lizandmollie...

Gonna do a silly one: all chaps are assless. All of them. They don't need to cover your ass because the point of them was to protect horse riders from brush/thorns/etc and your ass would be in the saddle.

okay it's time for a prompt post: respond to this post with a correction to a common misconception about something you know a lot about. if you feel like it, boost your response. (please use a kindly tone about it, otherwise i, your prompt curator, will get anxious.)

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I keep reading this and every time I get to "She ate the whole man" I start sobbing with laughter It's not that it's funny, perfectly unremarkable behaviour for many varieties of arthropods, it's just SHE ATE THE WHOLE MAN

She ate the whole man. There are a few wings at the bottom of the enclosure, but he's just GONE.

Holy fuck. This would be LIFECHANGING for so many people. Holy fuck.

Something you may have missed yesterday - The Biden Administration is going to unveil a nationwide rent control proposal. It's going to be challenging to implement, and will require control of both chambers, but they're working on it. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

Biden to unveil plan to cap rents as GOP convention beginswww.washingtonpost.com The policy plan comes as the president tries to assure Democrats about the viability of his candidacy.

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Paddington solemnly leading Southgate into Heaven. Southgate protesting, I’m not dead though. Paddington keeps a firm grip on his hand. Southgate screaming, crying, pleading. Paddington does not relent

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HAPPY MONDAY, BRAVE SINNERS. THE WORLD IS A DARK, SCARY PLACE RIGHT NOW BUT YOU ARE A TERRIFYING CREATURE MADE OF BLOOD AND BONE, POWERED BY ELECTRICITY WITH STARS EMBEDDED IN YOUR VEINS. YOU ARE AN IMPOSSIBLE MIRACLE AND THE DARK SHRINKS AND TREMBLES BEFORE YOU. OK ILUSOMUCH BE BRAVE BYE

What living with me is like (or: Tell Me You Read Too Much Fanfiction Without TELLING Me) Me: "what if Aragorn instituted jus primae noctis so he could fuck Eowyn while Faramir watched? I feel like Faramir would have a humiliation kink." S:

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This poem is in the Reform Judaism siddur for the Mourner's Kaddish.

Truly, I'm honoured when The Youths™️ mock me for my clothes. Do you know how long it's been since I *wanted* to be cool? They're confirming that I've reached the apex of non-cool! My partner calls my wardrobe "beachy New England grandma" and it's a COMPLIMENT.

millennials stop hearing minor criticism of your fashion choices from young people and immediately turning into boomers challenge (impossible)

I don’t know who angered the weather gods to make it this hot, but I’d like to know how to atone.

England fans are going to be INSUFFERABLE if they win this Euro Cup, but I just can’t bring myself to root for Spain.

I need someone around who will hyperfocus on my weird questions and give me answers. Like, we have venison in grocery stores now. Are there deer farms? What does their breeding stock look like? Can we milk deer?

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Popping on to say: A lot of rumors are about to fly about this rally. Trump's team is 100% going to try and take advantage of this situation. So will malicious foreign actors/bots/etc. Please don't auto share. Check your sources, and vet their wording/sourcing carefully.

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It’s not much of a silver lining but is pretty funny that all these bowtied sports of nature who pine for the era of genteel upper-class racist naughtiness have to constantly eat shit because the only person with any power who shares their politics is Donald fucking Trump

Jan 4, 2021 texts to his staff. And today.

Walking into a church for a funeral and I had a horrible moment of “which side is the groom’s side?” when I went to sit down.

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Any time the right calls something pornography, just look at them with total sincerity and ask, “you want to jerk off to WHAT?”

Yep, by classifying anything they don’t like as pornography, essentially. This has definitely been a catchall term to vilify anything depicting LGBTQ+ relationships.

Finally saw a cybertruck in person and I truly don’t understand how this thing is legal to drive. It’s pouring and it has almost no lights on it. The tiniest little strip of red, which helps NO ONE see you in the mist and fog.

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I am frankly not much use to anyone - friends, family, anyone I might use what resources I have to help - if I am constantly living in a black hole of despair and neither, I think, is anyone else

It’s very funny when people are like “why do you care about this celeb gossip when there’s [various important current events]” like what are you doing? Oh posting about it? Should we throw a party?

Today in I Am One of God’s Specialest Snowflakes: we couldn’t find my phone in the car, but I could hear it when I pinged it from my phone. So we drove from my parent’s house to the hotel. It was on top of the car, friends.

THIS! It’s so worth it! Present you is gonna have so much fun with these things! Go love yourself a little extra hard today and use the good stuff.

Use the good stuff. Get out the good art supplies. Use the good herbs. Wear the nice shirt. If you have it, and you are saving it for some imaginary someday. DO NOT. You are worthy now.

A guy on instagram commented on one of my older pictures with “how do you smile so pretty?”, and I’m trying to decide if saying “because I’m married to the best man I know” is too bitchy or not. S isn’t a man, but it would hit better, yeah?

Just saw a Kennedy 2024 campaign lawn sign in my hometown. Stay classy, you backwater fucks.

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One of the consistent features of eugenics is that, even if selective breeding were a good idea, the people who most favor it are the last ones any rational person would choose to be the progenitors.

"Mr. Musk has volunteered his sperm to help seed a [Mars] colony." ...Yeah, I'll bet he has.

Glad I locked my Instagram account for a while because S’s mom tried to follow me late last night. They are estranged from their mother because she doesn’t respect their sexuality, boundaries, or clear no. She’s sure as shit not gonna weasel her way around it by following me!

Just got my @peculiarityshop.bsky.social box, so my summer wardrobe refresh is officially done! Looking forward to rocking this when I’m home to visit my parents in Mystic.

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The beauty of being an American is I can criticize the candidate I feel forced to vote for in November. Cause here's the thing. If I don't vote for him, I might lose that privilege. This sucks. A lot.

Dell website: "enter a valid last name" Me: "PLEASE tell me that you fuckers didn't fail so hard at your own coding that I have to erase the hyphen in my last name." Dell: "well...we won't tell you that, but also your last name won't work until you do!"

Just called my representative to tell her to co-sponsor this. Kinda surprised she isn't already, so I also voiced my disappointment in that. Will it pass? Fuck no. Do I want her to stand up for this anyway?

NEW: AOC introduces articles of impeachment against Justices Thomas and Alito for failure to disclose gifts and failure to recuse. Cosponsors: Lee, Tlaib, Watson Coleman, Ramirez, Frost, Omar, Bowman Thomas: ocasio-cortez.house.gov/sites/evo-su... Alito: ocasio-cortez.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

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