ariel: why the fuck not, bernie? whats stopping you

why the fuck not, bernie? whats stopping you

PONDER THE GOD DAMNED ORB, BERNIE

Here’s how Bernie can still win

We've never needed a pondering more

(Bernie sanders voice) "I do not practice santeria,"

lmao i can hear it so clearly

crowdfunding a crystal ball for Bernie

Our court wizard needs to conjure.

buy the crystal ball bernie

🔫ponder the FUCKING orb old man

in this economy??

i was like "wow, crystal balls are actually pretty affordable" until i got to the picture of a person holding it mindfulsouls.com/products/pol...

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Ooh he could even get 18 mindful points for this purchase

Foolish not to

awww yeah that's more like it check out that orb www.etsy.com/listing/1509...

www.etsy.com

i know the results would be disastrous but that looks like you could bounce it

7 years normal luck. I wouldn’t dare

grew up with some small ones as paperweights. pretty neat! there’s seemingly infinite depth irl, at least to a small child

I'm sure someone's got one he could borrow

Sounds like what someone with a secret crystal ball would say

I’m voting for Marianne then

bernie: I am once again asking you to buy me a crystal ball 🥺

marianne your time is now give him the orb

I would be happy to gift him this one.

Am round crystal ball, not Amlong

Real faux pas on his part

I would certainly hope he possesses a scrying glass at the very least!

Bernie, you have nothing to lose but your chains.

He doesn't practice santeria

Imagine not having a crystal ball, couldn't be me.

Because that would be a frivolous expense

I don’t think they’re prohibitively expensive or anything. And if you don’t have a crystal ball, how about a tarot deck? Prognostication doesn’t have to be out of reach of the working class!

I understood that Vermont is the Oregon of the east, and as such have to think there are plenty of new age shops around. If not, this seems very easy to crowdfund.

That’s what we get for not seizing the means of prediction

here's how bernie can still ponder...

Mariane Williamson bought all of em there weren't any left

What is that 3 or 4 times 28 dollars maybe?

He can borrow mine

Try Amazon

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tHeY aRe nOt aLl aCOuntEd fOr WEAK.

He would never be so frugal. Maybe a glass ball, & a modest size one. "The Labyrinth" size, perhaps.

can someone get this guy a crystal ball?

He could make a public statement that he's a wizard and nobody would question it

The threat of it burning his house down?

But does he have a Saagar Enjeti?

I’m pretty sure you can go down to the magic supply store and pick one up for a reasonable price. Hell even Amazon probably sales them and will deliver them to your door. You don’t even have to put clothes on.

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