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Contains multitudes.
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Today, Google's new AI-powered search told me that AI can have sex with another AI by using robots with "self-warming genitals."
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NPR tech reporter Bobby Allyn obtained this statement from Scarlett Johansson regarding OpenAI's ChatGPT voice that sounds like her role from the 2013 movie "Her"
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Always accept the compliment.
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Temu and ChatGPT have a lot in common. Dali would have enjoyed living now.
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I notice I gesture a lot when looking for a word while writing. Anyone else?
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I follow a lot of writers and illustrators... I love the mix!
Bluesky is becoming a home for product minds. Here are top minds, active on Bluesky now. @cwodtke.bsky.social @mikalfm.bsky.social (me!) @ctodd.bsky.social @steveportigal.bsky.social @indiyoung.bsky.social @joe.mr @dolsen.bsky.social Who do you follow? Re-post & reply w/ recommendation
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@ctodd.bsky.social How do you like this? typeshare.co/home Looks like a medium-meets-notion.
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1994: internet is ephemeral 2004: internet is forever 2014: only internet is forever. Print pubs and owning physical media are for idiots 2024: your favorite shows have been removed for tax breaks and private equity firms bought up the websites you worked for and deleted your entire life's work
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diane, it’s twin peaks day
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Camestros and Heather Rose Jones have compiled a LENGTHY analysis of the statistical shenanigans which continue to be Really Damn Broken. 2023’s Hugos continue to be not good, not valid, and largely nonsensical.
This graph shows how distorted the Hugo 2023 numbers are
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andrewkelley.me/post/why-we-... "Dishwashers achieved perfection, and it was no longer possible to improve them. One would, naively, think of this as an accomplishment. But how is a company supposed to make more profit than last year? By any means necessary, of course."
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A haunted house, but all the ghosts keep saying “Oh wow you’re an artist? I can’t even draw a stick figure!”
A haunted house, but it's just people pitching you their ideas when they find out you're a writer.
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what a dang day please enjoy new tingler POUNDED BY THE ACHES AND PAINS I GET AFTER DOING A SIMPLE PHYSICAL TASK THAT I WOULDN’T EVEN THINK TWICE ABOUT DOING WHEN I WAS YOUNGER out now on amazon www.amazon.com/dp/B0CJG2HT7G/ and true buckaroo tier patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle
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Wow, this post by Bill Willingham is pretty mind blowing... billwillingham.substack.com/p/willingham... Also I grew up DC, and this makes me very sad.
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“My experience of life is that it is not divided up into genres; it’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky.” ― Alan Moore
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My kid told me "No one calls exclamation marks 'bang,' mom." "Well I do." I said "They're groovy." I got full eyeroll.
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A fun game you can play is invent the evolutionary reason why aliens have body parts the concept artist just added as decoration. For example, I like to imagine Darth Maul’s horns are for cracking open crabs and mollusks against rocks
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someone on twitter said that the fae and ai imagery could be spotted in similar ways, and I'm losing my mind over how weird this is
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Word. People are like "here's a tool to see who has blocked you and what mute lists you're on!" and I'm all "I would rather scoop my eyes out of my head and swallow them whole than look at that"
i am extremely online by every possible measure and I’d still rather eat a bucket of yellowjackets than look at granular data on who doesn’t like me
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This is scary shit
Quick question how does Mark Zuckerberg still have all of his limbs
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A woman cleans up a farm.
Three men spend the weekend fishing.
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NEW: Judge Kaplan denies Donald Trump's motion for a new trial in the concluded E. Jean Carroll case and confirms that the jury found that Trump did in fact "rape" Carroll in the way laypeople understand the word. ⚖️ Full opinion: https://tinyurl.com/5n7rzwdm
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From rapid cooling body bags to 'prescriptions' for AC, doctors prepare for a future of extreme heat. As extreme temperatures become more common, our health care systems need to treat it like the public health emergency it is. [read]
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