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RainDro

@raindro369.bsky.social

Low-effort Shitposter

Holds the World Record for most Charisma checks failed consecutively - every single one ever

Chaotic neutral

allegedly said👇🏻
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my husband read the couchfucking excerpt and said he felt “confused and dirty” lmao
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I think therefore I goon
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saying this to everyone on the sidewalk who makes eye contact with me
sorry for having perfect breasts and a cunty little haircut
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sorry for having perfect breasts and a cunty little haircut
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(•_•) <) )╯ Childless / \ ( •_•) \( (> Cat / \ (•_•) <) )╯ Ladies / \
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nothing to say, so just gonna chill in the back and repost. don’t mind me
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Any tree can be a palm tree if you put it in the middle of your hand
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Face down ass up that's one way I can eat your pussy
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My superpower is using every single kitchen tool we have making something called Easy Shepherd's Pie
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what if your legs were completely flaccid and you had to become aroused to walk
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Seedless AND boneless. What a deal.
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My dog has the cutest tush.
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I’m surprised with the amount of scorching hot baths I take, my meat hasn’t fallen off the bone.
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Practice safe sex by putting sofa covers on your couches.
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anonymously like this post if you have a crush on me
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It it weren’t such a pain in the ass, more men would be gay
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Was gonna do the cute @dly.bsky.social thing but then saw the picture and it doesn’t qualify
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If the airforce wanted to be sneaky, they'd paint their helicopters sky blue.
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Some of you should make a political account so I can block it but still hear your jokes
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I’ve had a marg with a Grand Marnier floater and some beer so I’ll probably be even more annoying soon and may even post nip
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i’m tipsy and just bought two new outfits.. who want me
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What you see when I say "Bring it, bitch!"
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When you get banished to the dairy section of the grocery store, it's eggs aisle.
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me coming home drunk trying to be sexy
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*gives up and walks away* yinz are on your own
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Fuck me like one of your French Chaise Loungues.