Salty MacTavish

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Starting each day with a lusty Wilhelm scream
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Here’s our wicked pissah Etsy shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/KitchenTableWorks

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Sometimes I feel bad for the exterior trades…

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Detective: Take your time IKEA Manager [pointing at a picture of J.D. Vance]: That’s him

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Here's Snoop Dogg hanging out with the US Fencing Team. Everyone looks so happy. I love that Snoop just shows up randomly at shit these days. He's having a great time.

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Christina's World, by Andrew Wyeth, 1948, 📸 via @maurerftw.bsky.social

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Even when it’s just tossing down rocks over the corners, it feels like defeat

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i have never done it, but it looks like an annoying job even safely here from my office chair

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Tarping sucks ass

It’s not so much that I hate tarping at the end of a day. It’s just that I’d rather be sitting on a porch enjoying the approaching thunderstorm. Also, I hate tarping.

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If you see any slipper shells, grab em; Ginny's gluing them as a border around her tv tray. Oh and like always, save any Styrofoam chunks for Bobby's autumn jellied gasoline brewing

Cash me outside. We’ll leave our phones behind and walk the wrack line on a cloudy summer day looking for megalodon teeth, mermaid’s purses, and the husk of a horseshoe crab. Howbow that?

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It’s really funny to watch how the other birds at our feeder SCATTER when a crow shows up - even for the rather puny teenage crow who’s been hanging around our yard lately. crows got a reputation

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I will make it through the switch from Joe to Kamala. When I was a kid they switched the Darrens from Bewitched on us and we survived.

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If you say my name three times in a mirror, I show up and clean your air vents

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I’m 60 years old and have paid attention to politics since 1976. I am not able to deal with brain worms and couch fuckers. Please, will no one think of the elders.

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“Happiness comes from within” *whispering* There’s poop in there.

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My dog won’t stop staring at me!

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I love this.

I try not to comment on American politics but I feel like the vibe from my left-leaning friends seems to be, "We're gonna put together the best last-minute talent show and raise enough money to save the community centre!" lately

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inside you are a series of tubes

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The Felon/Shillbilly 2024 ticket is not shaping up as well as they once thought

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There’s so many people I would trade to get Robin Williams back

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Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda, but it was just a Fanta sea.

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It’s perfectly fine to use an ibuprofen tablet as a bookmark, especially if you intend to swallow both the pill and words to ease some pain later anyway.