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"alpha male" this, "sigma male" that, just admit that you saw trans people inventing cool genders and got jealous
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Make a band more vegetable Better Than Eggplant
Make a band more vegetable Fine Young Cabbages
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They spend a lot of time like this
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In the late 90s I went to a rural regional high school in Vermont and one of the libraries in the region had a computer, so a bunch of us volunteered there to help people use it. Besides kids _needing_ libraries it's a good place for kids _to teach adults_.
This is one of the most dystopian signs I've ever seen. Republicans are quickly turning this country into an unrecognizable freakshow.
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This is one of the most dystopian signs I've ever seen. Republicans are quickly turning this country into an unrecognizable freakshow.
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french knots on the prowl
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New study on migraine causes: 🧪 "Migraine is actually protective in that way. The pain is protective because it’s telling the person to rest and recover and sleep," says study co-author Maiken Nedergaard, a neuroscientist at the University of Copenhagen. www.nature.com/articles/d41...
What causes migraines? Study of ‘brain blackout’ offers clueswww.nature.com The blinding headaches are poorly understood — a mouse study suggests that the content of spinal fluid is a trigger for pain. The blinding headaches are poorly understood — a mouse study suggests that...
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In hindsight, I wish instead of having the black spy be clearly legibly the black spy, it would have been more poignant to have him in a hospital gown so you couldn't even tell who was on which side, but I feel like it was necessary for legibility to have one in their normal costume.
spy vs spy redux (2023)
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use the immunity power to make election day a national holiday, do it Brandon
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Rosy Maple Moth IT'S SO FLUFFY 🌿
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In light of the latest round of bullshit in the NYT or WaPo or other "papers of note," I offer you Gen. Sherman's words: "You have heretofore read public sentiment in your newspapers, that live by falsehood and excitement; and the quicker you seek for truth in other quarters, the better."
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Every time somebody refers to Diego Luna as a kid I'm like "isn't he 35ish?" and have to be reminded he's 20. #RSL
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How's this week gone? How's my brain doing? Well, regardless of recognizing the sport at hand I _still_ pictured a flying mammal.
This is still not a great place for sports highlights, but the clip of the Phillies getting a bat stuck high in the net at Wrigley Field is fun.
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You need this today. For morale.
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My fellow Americans: Don't forget to leave hotdogs on your porch for Jesus tonight 🇺🇲🎆🎇
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The skyline, once again, delivers.
Piano Toner: Sorry that song turned out so gray. Try shaking your piano back and forth before you play again.
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If you gave me infinite guesses on who owns those Redbox DVD rentals I wouldn’t have gotten it
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Colorado Rapids Captain Keegan Rosenberry is an MLS All-Star. Burgundy Wave looks at how Rosenberry got selected by Wilfried Nancy, what he's brought to the club this year, and his expected humility in getting selected. burgundywave.com/2024/07/01/k...
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good opsec is not in fact futile, and anyone who tries to tell you that there's no point is suspicious
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The GOP SCOTUS ruling on Presidential immunity, summed up.
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In the USA seeing the high-speed test trains (lolsob) in action is considered a hallucination and you should seek medical attention.
In Japan, seeing the high-speed test trains (which are painted yellow and operate on a secret timetable) in action is considered good luck.
Doctor Yellow - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org
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lord help us my mother has started lurking on the interwebs and reading the things the youngs say and last week I had to explain what AFAB stands for and 3 days ago she asked what the C in ACAB stands for and I have found out she told my dad that I explained to her ACAB is Assigned Cop At Birth fml
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Walking in the rain: Albuquerque