Rebecca Schoenkopf

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the pizza wanters

I think Joe Biden needs to go and take his victory lap. Barnstorm the country: We got a world and country on fire, and we FUCKING FIXED IT. Look at everything we did! And now I earned my rest and a good fucking time, and I leave you with this terrific woman.

President Kamala should 100 send Special Envoy Biden around the world to expand NATO and make good shit happen.

Stephanopoulos interview waiting: So I thought my daughter would enjoy Laverne & Shirley because I loved it so much at 9 etc. I had no idea @mjmckean.bsky.social, Squiggy, and Harry Shearer WROTE LAVERNE & SHIRLEY?

I take back what I said about don't be mean to the British dork about liking "sandwiches"

For years, Sunak's plan has been to send all undocumented migrants who show up in the UK, wherever they come from, to Rwanda.

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It’s only untrue if you assume things they don’t cover actually happened. Sooooooooo, who’s the liar now?

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There's a bakery up the street from me where they saw my email on an order and started drawing tubas on the bags. So I saved em for a year and made a collage for them. Which they then hung up and curated like a museum piece. I love em there and they're always happy to see me ❤️

Man the NYT is lousy at liveblogging. Here's one entire entry: "It took four days after the debate for Biden to begin calling top allies, and until today to do this kind of public event and a major interview — all things his allies and some aides had hoped he would do much earlier." It's untrue.

This is like when we all had dinner with my Upper West Side superdelegate octogenarian (AND WITH IT) aunt, and my Republican brother-in-law, trying to find common ground with all us libs, said he really really liked Tulsi Gabbard.

the latest Snowden leak: his brain from his ears

LOL shaaaaaaamelessssss

Lmao they just changed the title of the piece from “Why I don’t vote” to “Why I won’t vote” rather than tell readers that the guy actually does vote

look at this fucking voting incel.

Here it is, the dumbest thing you will read today www.nytimes.com/2024/07/04/o...

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If you’re ever unsure of if you’re doing something stupid romantically, take a large photo of Grace Jones and tell her what you’re doing. Explain to Ms Jones that you’re sad because you’re being ghosted by a mid ugly bartender who doesn’t own a bed frame. Go ahead. Tell her. See how that feels.

This is a book I own. I have never cooked from it! But I sat my ass on the couch and read the whole delightful thing.

you guys are being mean to that British dork about the sandwiches. sandwiches -- nondenominational! -- are awesome.

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After decades of presidents promising to bring back manufacturing back home, something they knew were lying about and experts thought was impossible, Biden did it and... No one cared.

By the way I am simultaneously in ALL THE CAMPS. Except Open Convention. And also except Joe Has To Resign Right Now. I am in some of the camps. www.wonkette.com/p/checking-i...

Checking In: HOW WE ALL DOING?www.wonkette.com Be careful out there.

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Yeah I think we are due for some civil war retrospectives written by particularly acerbic northerners with an aversion to subtlety lol

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At this point just let me know who is running for president: if it’s Biden, I’ll vote for him, if it’s Kamala, then I’m coconut-pilled. Hell, a cabbage outlasted Liz Truss. I’ll vote for the cabbage. But please, I can’t handle people who discovered politics yesterday arguing over this any longer

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July 4th Parade, Tule Lake Internment Camp, 1943.

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"They're just fearmongering about Project 2025," brought to you by the people behind "They're just fearmongering about a coup" and "they're just fearmongering about abortion bans"

Here's a Josh Marshall-style "Where I think we're at." www.wonkette.com/p/checking-i... But this one says fuckdick more.

Checking In: HOW WE ALL DOING?www.wonkette.com Be careful out there.

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Yes. www.ufw.org/ul. Thank you for your support!

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It’s a pretty easy job when you don’t do it.

My little brother the tankie swears everyone he knows would vote for Kamala even tho She Is A Cop. She's not tainted by Gaza for his crowd. They might want an out from everybody they know blaming them for the loss! He also said Joe should lean into "Brandon" WAY BACK and I was like pfft shut up.

the right’s already primed to hate her because she’s a woman of color. and I remember how much the left inveighed against Kamala-the-cop. so she’d have it hard from both directions

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*its the same picture gif*

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Official act. Immune.

Trump watched TV every day until 1 pm, "executive time."

From the Times article

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I think there should be some wide range of opinion allowed among Democratic office-holders about the current course of action, but this shouldn't be one of them. (This is Jared Golden in Maine.)

Donald Trump is going to win the election and democracy will be just finewww.bangordailynews.com “Democrats’ post-debate hand-wringing is based on the idea that a Trump victory is not just a political loss, but a unique threat to our democracy. I reject the premise.”

Monday's my day off, which means @evanhurst.bsky.social is in charge on maybe the biggest news day in ... ??? And he will continue to be, because I'm going motherfucking outside.