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I realize that it's indefensible to still be on twitter but where else would you have interactions like this
Not related but reminds me of this all time banger:
I only use covid tests made with all-natural sheepgut.
since when is latex not biodegradable??
having less babies absolutely means carrying for the planet
How are you going to carry the planet if you don’t make some babies to help you?!?
Not with all the microplastics they're absorbing.
gtfo with the personal carbon footprint misdirect. That yahoo is just blowing smoke
Sextemic problems require sextemic solutions.
I laughed far too much at this
Latex condoms ARE biodegradable. Other types are not though.
Latex condoms still have additives that prevent breaking down.
Ok but they don't last 500 years.
Also patently false, they can use lamb skin condoms
Lambskin condoms do not protect against STDs like HIV and HepB tho.
Rawdogging to save the world from microplastics
wow using a *wood* table??? I actually like trees but maybe that’s just me
Oh so you hate beavers is that what you’re saying?
How many shellac bugs died for the shiny finish on your kitchen table, checkmate atheists
All my furniture is natural stone, carefully hand selected from glacial moraines and gently sanded to shape.
Anything less is rank poseurism.
I"m cool bro. My couch was made from the hide of a wild-caught Nauga who was humanely killed. All the meat was donated to soup kitchen for use by the less fortunate.
Trivia: Naugahyde originally came from Naugatuck , Connecticut
I think they may have been hunted to extinction in the wild. Only farm raised Naugas are used now.
I knew somebody who had a medium-sized Nauga. Dead, of course.
We actually just steal their poop
wow. using electricity to post. i guess only some of us care about the climate..
Oof, 15 days 😭
Glad you’re on the mend!!
look I just prefer my COVID-19 tests to be from Mom & Pop stores where I can find locally sourced organic artisanal plant-based testing kits
Personally, I like to whittle my own out of discarded paint stirrers. Upcycle or go home!
I add the testing chemicals to greek yogurt. Even if it turns the indicator color, it's really pretty, like two flavors of soft serve. Strawberry and Vanilla.
How dare you make sure you're not going to infect other people? So selfish.
What idiot thinks COVID goes away in one day?
If you’re looking for an alternative, I think Mastodon is now the go-to place to go for this kind of self-righteous scolding.
nah, doesn’t mention Linux enough
You can get yelled at for not CW ing looking at the camera because of eye contact though.
lmfao some people need to be stuffed in a locker
Let's start a CW for the letter "E" at this point.
I was in a FB group called Is This A Depression Meal and got kickbanned for asking why we had to CW mushrooms
New idea: We CW every word in the message so that nobody can complain
you get a pass because CW came before "E," but i had a traumatic experience at a rave once, and. . . [1/457]
Please tell me this is a hyperbolic joke and not a real example.
I wish I could believe anything is too ridiculous to be true
