Came across a questionnaire explicitly designed *not* to foster intimacy between two people and it is a flashback of all the worst first dates I've ever had
www.stafforini.com/docs/Aron%20...
At this point I can only go on dates with people I share a fandom with. If I can’t launch right into “fuck/marry/kill: Riker, transporter clone Riker, pizza Daddy Riker” or “tell me your top 5 favourite Giles moments” what are we even doing here.
The questions I ask on first dates are way better than this.
1. What is the name of the street you grew up on?
2. What's your mother's maiden name?
3. What was the first name of your college roommate?
I've heard #18 somewhere:
"You're walking through a desert, and you see a tortoise on its back. It's lying in the sun, flailing its legs uselessly, and you're not helping it. Why is that?"
Why are they asked about their favorite holiday twice? And why would someone necessarily have an opinion about artificial Christmas trees? The existence of people who don’t celebrate Christmas or Hanukkah is also erased? What is this?
I for one can’t imagine how “describe the advantages and disadvantages of artificial Christmas trees” could lead to anything other than sparkling and stimulating conversation
I can't imagine going into a first date with a checklist, treating it like it's some sort of interview.
Next they'll tell you to pull out a whiteboard and ask them to code up a linked list or something
Describe the last pet you owned? What monster wrote that without understanding just what that might entail?
May as well be,
"Tell me about your favorite traumatic situation."