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ah yes reservoir dogs, in which things famously go great for the characters
... a reservoir dogs... show of force? what do they think happens in that movie?
my working assumption at this point is they saw a poster once and thought it looked cool
NGL looking forward to Farage dying of a gutshot wound
"Not going to lie: you're hurt. You're hurt real fucking bad. And you are dying. It rocks."
'i'm hungry. let's get a taco. oh, gut shot. yeah. i'll get a taco. hey check out these speed bumps.'
"By the way your grandkid said they're super gayyyyy! They're so super gayyyy-ayyyy!"
My guess is they saw the slow-motion walk down the street clip
And they heard it’s against tipping and they really fucking hate tipping
Or they read this edition of Dubliners
maybe they saw a preview and just assume it’s ocean’s eleven?
No way, no way. Tried it once, it doesn't work. You get four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black, but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You're Mr. Pink. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow.
Mr. GoLikeHell, you’ve thoroughly fucked me up, because now I am saying Reservoir Dogs quotes with “👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 deep in the heart of Texas” in my head
The only difference in this version is that they all want to be Mr. White; none of the reform party is interested in being Mr. Black
I mean, predicting that the far right will devour itself in paranoia and recrimination is a pretty safe bet
(And also that one of them is a fed)
This is terrifying but not in the way they intended.
He still looks like a syphilitic frog.
Also, maybe it my Southern upbringing but equating YOURSELF to the fox in the henhouse is um not great.
They heard something about there being clowns to the left and jokers to the right, and just assumed that the whole movie was about politics.
I got a feelin’ that somethin’ ain’t right
They're Brits and probably just remember the anti-tipping rant
guys in matching suits looking cool and tough!
pretty sure that's it
The old white guys look cool and edgy. Besides, it's a touchstone for the youth.
I think they just mean they don't tip.
I think they mean Farage doesn’t tip
Well they did avoid paying taxes.
Let’s also not lose sight of the fact that they won 5 seats when projections and exit polls had them in the teens.
They don’t know.
They never fucking know 🤦♂️
