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Accountant brain in a bouncer body. Cookie Monster is my spirit animal. Dog lover, Eagles fan, wanna be amateur photographer, social cactus.
Behold! My stuff:
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Alchem-E @officelinebacker.bsky.social · 2 hr
Suns finally back #DowntheShore
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Bubbly T 🫧🇨🇦 @bubblyt.bsky.social · a day
Life is short Eat her cookie 😏
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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social · a day
It’s shocking to me that none of the turtles in my pond wear top hats or monocles.
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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · a day
Look, I gotta go. All your snacks suck ass
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 3 days
I can't believe we used to pay for ringtones. If my phone rang now, I'd take a hammer to it.
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 3 days
I will make it through the switch from Joe to Kamala. When I was a kid they switched the Darrens from Bewitched on us and we survived.
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StefanThinks @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 2 days
Murderous villain: You can run, but you can’t hide! Me: Ha! That’s your first mistake! I can’t run.
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 3 days
Remind me to forget
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 2 days
Look motherfucker, today I...
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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social · 2 days
Getting a little concerned about sausage lately...
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Alchem-E @officelinebacker.bsky.social · 2 days
Rain moving in #DowntheShore
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Wilbur72 @wilbur72.bsky.social · 3 days
HAKUNA MATATA, motherf*ckers!
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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 3 days
those are my health supplements *points to a basket of puppies*
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Karen “the good kind” Percy @karenpercy.bsky.social · 3 days
Me: (calls doctor's office) Receptionist: "Name, date of birth....." Me: (I say all the information) Receptionist: "Can you say the year again?" (I do) Receptionist: "19__?" Me: "Yes. If it was 18__ I'd be doing exceptionally well" 😁 Young people...a lot of us were born in a year with 19 in front!😂
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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 3 days
I’m definitely the chips and dip of a charcuterie board world.
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Georgia the Explorer @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 3 days
Are we still calling things wack? Cause I feel like things are wack
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 3 days
Don’t mind if I don’t
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Pru Normal @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 3 days
I wish I could deliver a little electric shock through my phone any time someone tries to call me
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warmyellowlight @warmyellowlight.bsky.social · 3 days
our house is a very very very fine house with two dragons in the yard life used to be so hard
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Carole U. @caroleu.bsky.social · 3 days
An excuse is a back-dated promise that will kick your future ass. Or something like that. Anyhow, no, I didn't do it yet. Maybe tomorrow.
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Smelly Babaghanoush @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 3 days
I’m being made to wear pants in summer and I do not appreciate it
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Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social · 3 days
Sorry I was late, it’s just that I have absolutely no interest whatsoever in being here.
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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 3 days
*Marvin Gaye’s Sexual Healing plays in my mind as I down this hoagie*
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Ashley, Maybe Vice President @ashleysays.bsky.social · 3 days
Found it
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 3 days
when you get kicked out of italy, they give you the boot haha i bet nobody has ever posted this before send post
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Alchem-E @officelinebacker.bsky.social · 3 days
Early morning stroll #DownheShore
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 3 days
I would never financially recover from driving around the block. patreon.com/lowqualityfa...
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 3 days
Sometimes I like it when you do me dirty.
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Ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 4 days
Awwww! His blue balls match the color of his eyes.
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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 3 days
Dirty Deeds done At Prevailing Wage