the corgi from cowboy bebop

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omfg someone got me high

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朝から走り回ったり水遊びしたりしました #コーギー #corgi

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hi friends!!! am gonna try this TikTok thing and would absolutely love and appreciate your support in the form of a follow, a like, a comment, and a repost!! 🥰🫶🏽 it will also be a fun way to get to know me better too since it’ll be me in video form 😅 something will first though of course 🤭💜

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I am allowed to eat as much ice cream as I want tonight because I miss my boyfriend

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im starting a 4 letter support group

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Welp…. Go to the lake for one weekend and it all comes to an end I had a good run

how dare you even talk to me if you’re a mid guy with a 4 letter name!

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yer all on notice

how dare you even talk to me if you’re a mid guy with a 4 letter name!

help I am having decision paralysis about buying an e-bike and a compatible trailer for my corgis!!! (advice welcome)

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Ha - my real name has 6 letters and shortened is 5. I am immune from this statement. Sorry Jeff, Bill, Cody, Adam, Tony, Biff, Mark, Nick, Link,

how dare you even talk to me if you’re a mid guy with a 4 letter name!

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Look how fun shutting down fascists is. I want this for us, too

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Look, I can explain

how dare you even talk to me if you’re a mid guy with a 4 letter name!

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marks, daves, and jeffs, get fukt. get absolutely rekt.

how dare you even talk to me if you’re a mid guy with a 4 letter name!

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I want a full body sign that says this and I want to wear it every time I leave my apartment

how dare you even talk to me if you’re a mid guy with a 4 letter name!

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We're picking up what you're putting down.

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(Without a hint of irony) I'm here representing the hate wankers

I love muting men lmao like have fun hate wanking while I forget that you and your shriveled penis ever existed

when my boyfriend is back I am going to be so offline and so happy, I am going to touch more grass than anyone has ever touched before

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Me as I watch 13 bite his toe nails:

my kid is gonna be the chosen one

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I make the “pew pew” sounds every time he creampies

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Q's blood when they see some "life begins at conception" shit

it’s kind of fucked up that I am incredibly fertile and breedable but my blood kills fetuses

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You holding a guitar labeled “THIS BLOOD KILLS FETUSES”

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Use this one tricks that Republicans can't stand

it’s kind of fucked up that I am incredibly fertile and breedable but my blood kills fetuses

omggg “you are and your hand cream don’t constitute a ‘meeting’” is my favorite phrase of the day lmao

1. you still haven’t actually read what she wrote. not saying your reading comprehension is effected by the gender of the writer, but… 2. hmmm. see #3 3. you and your hand cream don’t constitute a “meeting,” but grateful for the lack of invitation nevertheless

it’s kind of fucked up that I am incredibly fertile and breedable but my blood kills fetuses

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folks… we are juiceless we have lost the juice how could we lose out to Threads of all places on bullying the Times

Wow. @nytimes.com has closed their Threads account and left the platform after days of getting just shredded in the replies for their handling of Biden post debate. Now they're getting dog piled on Instagram for running from Threads.

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Ever notice how there are no poor libertarians? That the only people who take this shit seriously are those who know with apodictic certainty that they will never face the consequences of their ideology? I feel like that should be a bigger part of the conversation.

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Most of the burn-it-down men I've met also have never worked or built towards anything in their lives so they have no concept of what it would be to see it all wiped away.

one of my issues with white dudes specifically being weirdly combative about defending their desire to burn everything down and start over is that they know that ultimately, they will not be the ones who are sacrificed to eventually build their communist utopia or whatever

“my plan is to burn everything to the ground and then enact a communist utopia even though I have no power, extremely limited resources, and am unable to have collaborative conversations with others in my community because I am truly an individualist and it’s my way or the highway” cool!

it’s exhausting to have a discussion with someone who just refuses to use words according their definitions and then acts like it’s your fault for misunderstanding them