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I love muting men lmao like have fun hate wanking while I forget that you and your shriveled penis ever existed
me: “I have observed a bothersome thing”
random man with a boring name: “no you haven’t”
more and more I am convinced it’s a sexism thing because it’s almost ALWAYS a random man with a boring name!
how dare you even talk to me if you’re a mid guy with a 4 letter name!
I’m going to argue that you’re not in any way mid, and thereby have immunity.
you’re on thin ice with that height though! 🔪
Oh shit you took me out of the bio I am unloved and in danger
I need more room in the bio or a pinned skeet function!
technically I always call you by your first AND last name, so this ruling does not apply!
two four letter names? poor john lowe.
we, the four-letter-named men of bsky, are LEGION.
i never paid attention to how many guy names have only 4 letters but these comments have opened my eyes
phew that was close all better
Reject Phil, embrace Phils
I love the Phils but I hate Phils
Not today though, that game was a doozy
whew I clear the name bar by 50%, but I probably only fit in to "I consider mids loud" territory as a person in general
On behalf of the Union of Matts I’m just going generally apologize for uh… let’s just say everything.
is your name amenable to adding a “y” at the end?
Brad becomes Brady? Hmmmm
TBF everyone in my family calls me Buford after my grandfather started for some inexplicable reason so I feel like I dodged a bullet on a technicality
First, sorry that people were invalidating your experiences here - that’s so not cool and they were a douchebag for doing that!
Second, my name is four lettered too. 🥺 Although I like to think I’m so not mid.
if you say you’re not mid, then I believe you! 💕
Awww, 🥺. Thank you for believing in me! I will not disappoint! 😤
Good news for me, I may be mid but my name has way too many letters
I only have 3 letters
but I’m hot
-flexes in 9-letters- 💪😹
(Attached image only tangentially related, Android phones do some cool stuff w/emojis)
Uhhhhhhhhm...... Just gonna add an extra m to the end of my real name so
wait cool 4 letter names get a pass
I’m tagging Nick Castellanos in this
he’s not mid! he’s literally so hot!
