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Lmfao, when you’re so widely despised that you have to get your Bluesky invite from a novelty White House dog account
It looks like she's been here a month before that post, so the pawfice account may be doing a bit.
it’s canon now far as I’m concerned
agreed, I don’t owe her a better story than this
I wasn't on Twitter and I don't know the deep lore. Sometimes it feels like I'm picking up an epic fantasy series seven books deep.
sadly it's written by goodkind
That hadn't even occurred to me.
She doesn't appear to follow that account, or at least not as one of the first several dozen accounts she followed, which would be unusual for an account that invited her.
Her account has been here for a month, so I don't see why that account is just now announcing it.
because it’s not even the real fake dog account and they didn’t invite liz, it’s someone trolling for attention
Then they shall receive the award appropriate for all trolls.
to be fair she and her husband are also horrible trolls
They're going to the same place as the dog.
There’s also a Matt account though I don’t know if it’s actually him (no face, just two follows and one follower when I blocked)
Lol oops that one was a false positive (spelled last name wrong). There’s a Matt account that looks legit though.
I vaguely recall seeing it a while back and blocking it at the speed of light
I am going to poison some meat
that’s praxissssssssssssss
Do you need any accomplices?
WWMVD?
What Woof Michael Vick Do?
Was I not supposed to say awoof elizabeth
Inviting Liz Bruenig onto here is a blockable offense I feel like
Dog isn't showing up 8n search
is it wrong to bully the presidents dog off bluesky?
I mean didn't they already send one to a farm upstate
lol she knows she can’t just nuke all her skeets whenever she wants here right?
Now I understand why everyone blocked them.
Some maggots crawled into our sandwich 🤨
I had vague hopes that @jortsthecat.bsky.social telling them off would help, but alas
plumbing the unexplored depths of cringe
I did not realize I could hate that account more! Thanks I guess
somebody's going to a farm upstate
Just blocked both of them, but that dog account is one of the worst things I've ever seen on social media
Oh boy a new person to block off the skyline
Did no one think about the rammys
I know why we don't like the dog because it's pretty self-evident, but I'm not familiar with Liz Breuing. What's her deal?
ask her opinions about abortion, for starters
