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if you were very recently defending Putin in Russia and dismissing a sea of reports of atrocities against Ukrainian civilians as propaganda, forgive me if I doubt that your commitment to protecting civilians is truly genuine
What’s happening in Gaza is utterly disgusting and evil - and I also do NOT trust the people who I vividly remember defending Russia’s actions in Ukraine and Assad’s in Syria who now claim to passionately care about the murder of civilians in Gaza.
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I remember someone On Here claiming that Russia wasn't as bad as the US because only the US had 'turned whole cities and regions to rubble'--and I'm just like... Aleppo? Mariupol? Grozny? The breadth of atrocity denial from some folks is truly astonishing.
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oh yeah all the countries around russia love russia bc they're so gentle
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Well, that's not imperialism because... something something, they're not that far away...? (I've literally seen people argue that Russia was never an empire because it wasn't an *overseas* empire).
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[wisely] imperialism is when boat
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Indeed, and look what happens when Russia tries boat! Clearly, it smol-bean.
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They got their asses kicked by Japan, that's what happened. Russia absolutely tried to expand overseas, they just sucked at it
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The Russo-Japanese War was famously two non-empires trying their very hardest not to empire.
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[deliberately missing the joke] they get JFK to secretly pull the missiles out of Turkey
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A black nationalist Marine I served with insists that Russia wasn’t an imperial power because it didn’t get anything in the scramble for Africa
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Guess Austria-Hungary was really the Austro-Hungarian Republic
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Wow, that's America off the hook then!
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Oh FFS 🤦‍♀️ Has heard of Wagner PMC (Diamonds & Gold payed for in blood )
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I think something in my brain just broke. I mean... China also must not have been an imperial power, then... 😐
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In imperialism, power is projected overseas. In Russia, the project is to seize power over!
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The Romans, who gave us the word "empire," were well-known for being the best at boat.
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They did a reasonable job considering their starting point! The republic’s naval history during the Punic wars is fascinating because they were awful at it… and yet they managed to win by inventing a way to make sea battles more like land battles. *ahem* sorry, my classics majorness is leaking.
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this is genuinely hilarious
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the thing that bugs me about the whole "imperialism is when boat" discourse is that it specifically obscures the degree to which imperialism has characterized much of human history
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I’m still laughing about this tweet a day later
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This is bringing back some really annoying Twitter arguments
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Napoleon wasn't imperial except for those times he got exiled I guess
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The Great Khan thanks you for your support
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I have seen an actual cogent and coherent argument to be made that the Boers and Russians were not engaged in imperialism, but it was not even wrong, and this thread is hurting me by reminding me of it.
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By the standards of today's tankies, the U.S. would have been "anti-imperialist" at the height of Manifest Destiny in the 19th century because it only expanded regionally, it was a net debtor, and it was challenging the hegemony of the world's greatest naval, commercial and financial power.
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Weird how often you can come up with screwed-up answers regarding imperialism if you neglect to respect the humanity of the people on the wrong end of the guns
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The Monroe Doctrine was anti-imperialist
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Only in the sense that it promoted the hegemony of a regional power at the expense of a global power.
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Yes! I've heard the "it's only imperialism if it comes from the imperialism region of DC and northern Virginia, anything else must be understood through regional power dynamics..." argument, and it made my brain hurt.
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I think what always gets me is that when these campists start talking about their favourite regimes, they go from Che Guevara to Henry Kissinger, often in the same sentence.