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Georgia the Explorer

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I’ll get to this later. I use light mode and worship the trees 🇨🇦

My stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanwkn4olr6g
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like the lap of the waves against the shore, our belly fat in the throws of passion
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Have we considered this whole thing might be a psychotic drug trial?
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*pointing at your eyebrows* those things real?
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Guys, why does she want me to wear the ball gag when we are not having sex?
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Grilled cheese sandwiches or pedicures?
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Don’t ever speak to me or my baby deer I stole from the forest ever again
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If it wasn’t for sarcasm I’d be a much quieter person.
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I can have a beach bag packed in under three minutes what’s your super power?
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The most alpha thing a man can do is trim his beard with a flamethrower
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You know you’ve made it when Robin Hood stops giving you stuff and starts stealing stuff from you instead
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Salted caramel is like my kryptonite. Cyanide also works on me.
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It takes a large amount of effort to get into a bottle of ibuprofen. Which one of y’all has got the cheat code?
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I should be writing this stuff down.
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Good morning!❤️☕️🤪
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Hey Siri, call 9-1-1 and say haha just funnin’
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How old am I? Everyone under 30 is a child to me.
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“That’s going to leave a Mark” - me, dropping off my friend Mark at his house
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I saw some video that was titled “I learned this in Greece” and the guy wrapped a chunk of feta cheese in a flour tortilla and air-fried it. I guess watching tiktok at the Four Seasons in Athens is technically learning it in Greece.
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hey babe, i have games on my phone if you wanna come over