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night shifter, icu nurse. anti kidney. war thunder forum leaker. he him
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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 20 min
are you both in Texas? huh
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PAGING DR ASS @pax.bsky.social · 2 days
i have a very not-typically-white-American last name and I’ve gotta be honest the sudden uptick in my patients saying something along the lines of “oh i was going to cancel I thought you were one of those foreign doctors” is not a good prognostic sign
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 10 hr
Leaf-blower guy is a great gig because you only have to work between 6-8am every day.
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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 21 hr
we don't have a protocol 😕😕😕
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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 21 hr
sedation here is basically just a random dice roll based on whichever doc is working today
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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social · a day
preparing for her departure tomorrow
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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social · a day
faster than i would prefer, but our ancient tabby cat has declared open season on her 😕
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6’3” freak boy bitch @milesklee.bsky.social · a day
i can’t wait until there’s a MAGA militia entirely made of divorced guys who live in their pickup trucks
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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 3 days
she is a huge sweetie, I'm going to miss her when she gets a home
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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 3 days
Every few months I discover Paradox has added yet another feature that doesn't clearly integrate with the whole rest of the game and I cry inside
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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 3 days
A Britain Communist playthrough is so brutal now. You have to decolonize via the focus tree but sometimes it bugs out and won't let you, leading to chaos
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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 3 days
Expropriation and deportation is hardly extermination. Saying that one might lead to another is a dangerous slippery slope. hang on, I'm just going to read a single book
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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 3 days
this also disregards the very real threat posed by the Reptilians, who have already claimed a spot inside the Moon
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loup garoux omegaverse @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 3 days
god forbid women do anything
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Italian officials are trying to identify a young woman who was filmed kissing, humping, and grinding against a statue of Bacchus, the God of wine and sensuality, in Florence over the weekend.
Italian officials slam tourist who ‘mimicked sex acts’ on a statue of Bacchus in Florence | CNNwww.cnn.com Italian officials are trying to identify a young woman who was filmed kissing, humping, and grinding against a statue of Bacchus, the God of wine and sensuality, in Florence over the weekend.
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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 3 days
I need to know the book! let me know if you find out
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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 3 days
glancing wistfully at my unplayed copy of Republic of Rome
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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 3 days
my baseline continues to be: have I seen anyone in the icu lately because of covid? thus far, nope
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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 3 days
Congratulations! that's wonderful 😊
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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 3 days
my strategy for dealing with this sort of thing at work has been to ask "is there literally any topic I would want their feedback on" and usually: nah
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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 3 days
the key is: if you buy something, you've got to find a place to store it. hard pass
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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 3 days
one of the little joys of living near the plants in Houston is wondering what that little plume of dark smoke is today
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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 3 days
It's a terrific book! it's amazing that it seemed so important to understand them at the time; I won't even read a whole news article about a shooting now
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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 3 days
I know more about the Columbine shooters than all of the subsequent ones combined
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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 3 days
I am sending over my friends from the monkey house rn
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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 4 days
as someone who has unfortunately dealt with way too much strangers' bowel movements, I've never seen high-viscosity diarrhea. it would presumably hold its shape, at which point it would look pretty normal
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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 4 days
I guess if you were really profusely shitting partially-digested blood. that could work actually
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Alex P. 👹 @saddestrobots.bsky.social · 4 days
video games actually come at three price points these days: $20-30 — a video game that costs $20 or $30 $60-70 — $60 to $150, depending on how many missing pieces there are $0 — you will be relentlessly punished until you give them at least $500
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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 4 days
imagine being too poor a shot for a high school gun club. (also: a high school gun club??)
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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 4 days
I'm a little worried once they figure out our campaign finance laws are totally fake. Imagine the candidates we'd start to see
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mark @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 4 days
I'm surprised @peark.es didn't scoop me on this one but I guess he has an outside life