Dr Eleanor Janega: Waiting impatiently to learn how this is all the fault of leftists.

Waiting impatiently to learn how this is all the fault of leftists.

If leftists didn't exist, liberals wouldn't have had to unite behind a sunsetting racist in order to crush Bernie

Leftists' constant whining about things like 'grotesque human rights abuses' gave Joe Biden Havana Syndrome.

Clearly leftists were the ones who chose a senile guy to be the president or something

We gave Biden that cold

Gonna fuck around and make me check the news...

We hit him with the sundown beam

They never should have given us that.

We should use it more tho

We tried using it on the CIA in Cuba but it only gave them Seasonal Affective Depression and a tummy ache.

That's what I get for existing and not knowing what happened

We can't have a fair and competent political system because of woke... or something :/

Leftists invented senility.

I mean it's not like leftists who wanted an actual primary months ago weren't told to stfu and support the guy that the liberals had already chosen for us, the guy that even they can't deny at this point doesn't have the juice. Nope, this couldn't possibly be their fucking mistake. 🙄

If people didn't keep saying that problems exist then problems wouldn't exist and everything would be fine actually 😭🫠😭

Unfortunately I had my hand on the "fuck up Democracy" button. That being said, I am now rapidly firing the utopia ray out the window at everything I see. I've already turned four Cybertrucks to ash and given Elon Musk incontinence.

Well you gotta remember everything they don't like is socialism.

Well it’s always because we didn’t vote hard enough always and forever

We are the dowel that other people stick into their own bike wheel's spokes, apparently

We should normalise being left of flautists instead.

Early reports: basically no one changed their minds, except the Univision audience. They apparently switched, almost 100%, over to Biden. Sort of a Nixon/Kennedy deal, but instead of being a sweaty creep it was having his rants transcribed. Somehow, this might actually be a win.

Also there's like seven apocalyptic battles in the next few weeks, two of them in western Europe WWII style. Let's buckle down.

Leftists were the only people speaking in good faith. Libs gave Trump a free showcase to show Biden's decline and no real moderation didn't help.

Biden heard an irreverent Brooklyn podcast right before going on stage and it threw his bodily humors way out of whack

looking at the electoral college map, noticing the gop state legislatures that a biden win would have to be certified by in notorious leftist strongholds like Georgia, Arizona, Wisconsin, and smiling serenely

There is enough blame to go around

What did I do now

The establishment can't fail, only be failed

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Witchcraft, probably.

Surely it can only be them pesky leftist! Also nice!

im excited to learn what we did wrong this time

Four years of record economic improvement is not enough for some people.

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