grg: The copy for this Instagram ad is like an I Think You Should Leave skit

not kidding btw

Blackwolf is a new ride sharing app that has all of the same problems of the old ride sharing apps but also your driver has a gun

The copy for this Instagram ad is like an I Think You Should Leave skit

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"Imagine a driver that makes you feel like family." Well, you hire a bunch of cops so there's at least a 40% chance I won't like that.

how much extra to have the driver fire off a few rounds to announce my arrival

This is can get behind tbh

Hip hop airhorns are free

holy rolling rape factory, Batman

All Cabs Are Bastards

"we only hire cops" "they will have a gun" "you'll feel like family" maybe the worst pitch for anything ever. I'm trying to get where I'm going not flip a coin on getting punched in the face

Imagine getting in that car voluntarily

Imagine cancelling a ride after the former LEO knows your address and has their loaded gun there.

at Blackwolf, you're drivers armed, with a LASER SORD, and a JETPACK, and has previous experience in the NINJA INDUSTRY

the ONLY rideshare app to have NO input from any women whatsoever, and thats a PROMISE

Honestly this guy is absolutely rinsing his customer base which is most likely the types of white conservatives who won’t even go to loved ones weddings in NYC or SF because of what they’ve seen on Tucker Carlson (my parents). Respect the grift

Also that 5% tip 👁️

you’d think being armed would result in higher tips

you just know that it's down as 18% (of the "base fare")

Blackwolf, visit a second location with our armed drivers.

they’re trying to make it look fake

Oh they only hire the people most likely to shoot me. What a relief

"We want to feel safe when you're riding with our drivers, that they would literally kill to keep you safe. That's why we only hire convicted murderers out on parole or off on complex legal technicalities who have proven their willingness and capability to end human life."

For a second I thought there was monsters on the world

I already have a number to call if I want someone to shoot me and put me in the back of their car, and it's 911.

guns don't kill cars

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