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Holly Brolightly

@hollyholightly.bsky.social

I’m really good at trivia and dropping things. practicing safe sets
lead with kindness, but take no shit
she/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4335zxyujg37nmf3747lmrjc/feed/aaab7ick7njyc
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The Bear but it’s about a huge bear on top of someone’s head helping him cook
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a lost and found but for tangerine trees and marmalade skies
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Mixed drinks 👍🏼 Mixed signals 👎🏼
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When that summer depression finally hits...woah buddy...
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A jazz musician once told me “If I make a mistake while performing I make sure to do it at least twice more, so people will assume I’m just being avant garde.”
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I’ve come across a lot of turtles and not one of them was a ninja.
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[nic cage voice] i’m going to steal america’s extended warranty
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rested my eyes so hard my body thinks it had a full night’s sleep 🙃
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What if we started saying assetious instead of facetious…
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Sling us a dong, you're the dildo man, sling us a dong tonight 🎶
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uggggh, brutal! glad you got back in AC
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ohhhh I am SO sorry. I lost power for a week each time during summer hurricanes in FL. I know this pain so well
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how can I annoy strangers on the internet with my eyes closed 😤
eyes so insanely dry I had to Camera One, Camera Two while driving
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hope it eases up for both of us soon
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Yo Rudy Giuliani just drunkenly fell into some chairs at the RNC lmao
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you’re describing it exactly! I thought it was perimenopause symptom but usually that makes everything feel dry and no issues anywhere else so weird
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Their government was unstable, but women already had the right to vote, gay rights were being considered, and positive literature on trans sexuality (most of the books being burned). Hugely progressive populace to fascist genocide regime so fucking fast
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Ooooh, I’m gonna get some. I’ve been using blink drops and they aren’t doing shit
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Can someone venmo me 10K for plants
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what is happening?? I’ve never had an issue with dry eyes or allergies. Gotta be the heat
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eyes so insanely dry I had to Camera One, Camera Two while driving
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some people’s posts give off carpeted bathroom vibes
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