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I think the strain of being Elon’s toadie is beginning to show through
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elon running through krassensteins like weyouns on ds9 and they’re starting to gain a dim awareness of what’s happening.
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Wait, the Krassensteins are become self aware?!?
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just a little but not the way we’d prefer
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...the true AI threat.
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this is like the end of the prestige
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OK, Brian, that’s enough ketamine for you.
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Imagine being near forty and still thinking this was DEEP PHILOSOPHY. “Like, whoa, dude… What if the solar system was just, like, an atom in a huge giant’s toenail?” 🙄 Smartest guys in the room, y’all, just ask them.
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What if the Matrix was real, man? What if it was REAL?
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What if my red is your green???
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Brian Krassenstein is entering his disassociation era, love this 4 him 💅
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Maybe he's trying an escape plan where he pretends, one day, to wake up and forget all the idiotic things he's said, and that he was supporting Trump. It won't work, but it would be clever.
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Suspiciously close to the plot of Every Day by David Leviathan. Good book.
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How do you know that the world doesn't disappear when you close your eyes? 😨
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Krassenstein: Do You Know the Way to Shell Beach?
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I can smell the skunk weed of this tweet
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To be fair, these are the kinds of thoughts I have for about an hour after smoking. I try not to share them because...well, pot doesn't make you smart.
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Someone gave him the Cliff's Notes to David Hume and a head injury
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I've heard of these 'Cliff's Notes' before, decades ago. It seems they were an early version of ChatGPT.
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Nowadays, if you want someone to badly summarize a book or movie, you have to watch a tiktok
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I love that they follow wherever the attention and money is to the point that they wrote a chad Mueller children's book and now they're just Talented Mr. Krassensteining Elon's posting style.
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This is a dumb version of the Myth of Last Tuesday idea, which posits we don't *really* know our past existed, it's just something we infer from present circumstances. I personally like the idea that our pasts could branch from our choices, just like our futures (though of course we don't remember).
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Because I have enough medical knowledge and basic reasoning power to know that's not how brains work, Brian
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Wow, dude's taking Philosophy 101 and discovered Davidson's Swampman
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These guys think they're deep thinkers, and the best ideas they come up with are, "What if you drove a trolley..."
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Him and his brother switch personalities when they sleep every week
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this guy is a boltzmann brain and we all know it
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I believe it was Vince Mancini who coined the term "existential buffoon", which certainly fits here.
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I have a spouse who would probably notice
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And if there's a table in a room, does the table disappear when you leave the room? 🤔 #DeepThoughts
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He didn't even plug anything at the end like a Krassenboros podcast (Krassenstein Ouroboros) or something.
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Pass the bong, Brian. You've had it for an hour now.
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My mans been playing too much fallout 4
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A variation on Buddhism and the path to nirvana. It seems his spirit has a hell of a lot to learn going by his rebirth identity.
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Touch grass for the love of GOD PLEASE GO OUTSIDE AND TOUCH GRASS!!!!!!
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Smoking that shit that makes you feel like Algier from the Prestige
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?
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This is the most basic problem of identity in philosophy. I literally taught a variant of this problem to my intro to Phil students last week.
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We're going to find out in court documents that the real Brian krassenstein died 7 years ago and this is actually another elon sockpuppet
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Yes, very wise, Mr. Descartes 🧐
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Cool! Glad I didn't bother doing this human's taxes, hope I get a Hemsworth tomorrow.
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Oh see I took that as some obvious Elon engagement bait, I think he's feeling a bit neglected by Apartheid Daddy
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we all came across folks were we were like um this fool is never having a real friend because they cant see the forest for the trees .