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JDavis/JDWoodyard

@jdaviswriter.bsky.social

Writer of books.
I have 2 pen names. Jon Davis and JD Woodyard.
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The protestors should have put up a sign reading “ELEMENTARY SCHOOL—LONE GUNMAN INSIDE” which I hear is very effective in Texas at keeping cops off the property for hours.
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From my Larchives. The Phantom Menace days.
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you can make good moral arguments against the existence of billionaires, but to me this story illustrates the most compelling one: it is simply too dangerous for society as a whole for people like this to have the resources to impose their will on everyone else
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Cartoon: 17 seconds. I've been watching Picard s03 :) Enjoy!
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Here's some news for you: "[Among] Paramount Pictures and Maximum Effort projects in the works [is] Starter Villain, based on the New York Times-bestselling book of the same name by John Scalzi, with Jesse Andrews attached to adapt" deadline.com/2024/02/ryan...
Ryan Reynolds’ Maximum Effort Reups First Look With Paramount Picturesdeadline.com Ryan Reynolds' Maximum Effort Productions reups with Paramount Pictures
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Spice wishes to know whomst dares disturb her slumber
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welp since the influx of newbies has reignited Blocking Discourse, I guess it's time to drop this one again
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Good morning, Bluesky. Here's a dawn for you.
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True clown-putting-on-makeup moment for Johnson.
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I once spent several hours trying to explain epidemiology to Scott Adams, and let’s just say that by comparison, Nate Silver is remarkably self-aware of his own limitations.
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The kids are all right: “Every single person I know has an immigrant as a parent or grandparent, so everyone was pretty understanding.” — a James Madison High School student on the school's housing migrant families last night and moving classes online today (via Michael Elsen-Rooney, Chalkbeat NY)
NYC sent nearly 2,000 migrant parents and children from tents in Brooklyn’s Floyd Bennett Field to James Madison High to sleep on floors and in chairs for a few hours in the midst of Tuesday’s rain and wind storm. Then it bused them back at 4 or 5 a.m. The school is holding today's classes remotely.
City Hall Scrambles to Send Migrant Families From Tent Shelter to Sleep in a School During Severe St...www.thecity.nyc The city sent nearly 2,000 parents and children from Brooklyn’s Floyd Bennett Field to James Madison High to sleep on floors and in chairs in the midst of Tuesday’s rain and wind storm. The school...
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GOP: HUNTER BIDEN SHOULD BE ARRESTED FOR REFUSING TO SHOW UP FOR OUR SUPOENA TO TESTIFY! Hunter Biden: [Patiently waiting in the room to publicly testify] GOP: NOT LIKE THAT!
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If you see this, post a robot
If you see this, post a robot.
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Uber: we can't make money if we have to follow the law Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal media: should shoplifters be executed?
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VAMPIRE WEEKEND's ebook is on sale for $2.99! Available at all ebook retailers, here is the Kindle link: www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
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LAS VEGAS (AP) — Man caught on camera attacking Las Vegas judge sentenced to 19 to 48 months in unrelated case.
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#writerslife #WritingLife Technical guidelines: Intro a character at the beginning of a story and flesh them out as you go along. Me: Intro a character and barely mention stuff about them until the very end chapter. :P This is gonna be an interesting adventure in writing. I can tell. The character
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“There are a number of legitimate reasons a truck might burst into flames like this,” the man in the Elon Musk t-shirt said. “Oh! Look!” he exclaimed. “I’m burning. I’m burning all over. Just like many rugged truck-driving enthusiasts have.”
lol. lmao.
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Update, a month later: They chose not to touch grass
I'm a professor at an Ivy League institution and I think about Ivy League institutions about a tenth as much as the editors of major media outlets do. I'm begging you, for the love of God: Touch grass. Somewhere *other* than Harvard Yard.