jesse: crime runs rampant as criminals drive up small hills and can no longer be pursued

crime runs rampant as criminals drive up small hills and can no longer be pursued

the president of a California-based company assured me yesterday they are 'indeed working with police departments' to create fleets of militarized Cybertruck cop cars my look into disaster capitalism's latest batshit boutique industry for @popsci.bsky.social www.popsci.com/technology/c...

Militarized Cybertruck cop cars are comingwww.popsci.com A California company is advertising ‘tactical response’ Cybertruck upgrades for police cruisers, including shotgun racks and sirens.

The suspects have water guns, repeat, the suspects have water guns. Do not let them get too close to the car!

If you use flash photography within 20 feet of it, it careens off into a ditch

If you do all of your crimes in a car wash they can’t get in

Perfect twist for the Breaking Bad reboot

KENWINS would drive a cybertruck

Crime spikes during rain storms

Ain’t no match for my super soaker!

In GTA 7 you drive through a car wash to get the fuzz off you instead of the pay-and-spray.

swim lesson enrollment explodes as criminals realize that cybertrucks can, in fact, not briefly serve as a boat

a LEO vehicle which: - has a very distinct profile, can be spotted from a mile away. - is outrunned by a honda accord with a full tank of gas. - has a garbage suspension that breaks the second it attempts to cross a median. - is possibly defeated with a stop sign taped to your bumper. Perfect!

Here comes Robocop 4. The cybersux2025

Sometimes the stupid self-serving policies of the rich are mutually destructive.

quick hide in the car wash

I am going to be LOVING the videos that will be coming out shortly after this goes into effect. 😂

"Captain, what do you expect me to do here?!? He's driving a Subaru!"

I'll be sitting in the rain eating soggy popcorn and watching every one of them shut down in the middle of the street.

So now they will have a repeat of the North Hollywood Shootout, except the bad guys will have Super Soakers?

Finally cop cars that can easily be pulled apart by hand.

YOUR MOVE, CREEP

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