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EP of the best shows that never aired | story editor for hire | writer of things you love | fool of a Took
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I can’t say it’s a shock and I’m honestly surprised it took this long. I’ve thought about the possibility for years but here we are. Richard Simmons is dead.
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A friend of mine always refers to "the 24 hour rule". Nothing that is reported in the first 24 hours can be relied on in any direction.
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I have so. Many. Takes. And I’m not sharing any of them.
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I know there is a lot going on, but an unusually high number of CIA agents were killed, captured, or compromised after Trump stole classified documents about them. Just thought I should remind everyone of that.
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Tech culture in a nutshell.
A Tesla in full-self driving mode hit my twin today. The driver was not aware, did not have his hands on the wheel, and did not brake. He hit this mother of 2 going 30 mph before blaming it on FSD getting confused by a train and driving off, as if that explained everything. So now, it's personal.
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Page A1: BREAKING NEWS: ASHLEY JUDD SAYS BIDEN SHOULD STEP DOWN Page B16: City of Houston has no power for a week and its 105 degrees there and no one's doing anyting to help them boring boring boring
The fourth largest city in America is still in crisis under a deadly heatwave & the power company can't get hundreds of thousands of households back online, but you'd barely know it from our national news.
850K CenterPoint customers remain without power after Hurricane Berylwww.houstonchronicle.com More than 850,000 CenterPoint customers were without power four days after Hurricane Beryl hit the Texas coast.
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[Biden wins in November] I wonder if he’ll survive his whole term. [Trump wins in November] I wonder if we’ll survive his whole term.
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“There’s no money in making heroin more addictive.”
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I just did this and it was super easy. The office told me I was the first to make the request but that our rep gets a list each day of constituent opinion calls.
Call your rep today to encourage them to support AOC’s articles of impeachment. I will block anyone who tells me why they, personally, cannot and therefore why it’s pointless.
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Merge three films: Once Upon A Time In America In the West In Hollywood
Merge two films: Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore
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Merge two films: Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore
Merge two films: Turning Reds
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Merge two films: Turning Reds
Merge two films: Annie Hall Get Your Gun
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Merge two films: The Third Man From Snowy River
Merge two films: Return of the Jedi King
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how it feels to live in america
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FUN FACT: Did you know that The Heritage Foundation is a 501(c)(3) tax-exempt organization? FUN FACT: They are not allowed to participate in political campaigns. Directly OR Indirectly. FUN FACT: IRS Form 13909 Exists. Do with this info as you will. www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/...
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This is where all contract negotiations should happen.
This is the secret room where all the takes are coming from
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Oh, look, the debate had effectively no impact. Which is historically true of debates. Shocker. Interesting study here. They surveyed the same group, pre/post debate. Trump lost more support than Biden (though both were negligible). A whole elite manbaby tantrum over nothing. Truly incredible.
Biden's poor debate performance had almost no impact on voter preference, new report saysnews.northeastern.edu A new report shows that despite Biden’s debate performance – poor as it may have been – voter preferences haven't been impacted.
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Close to muting "NYT" and "New York Times." Got work to do to win this election. They're just in the way.
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Join the Writers' Craft Committee Thursday, July 18 at 7pm to discuss ALL THINGS HEALTHCARE: How to navigate the MPI website, reporting hours, eligibility and qualifying periods, and what to do when your healthcare runs out. Guild members only, open to all crafts. RSVP by emailing: [email protected]
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version with alt text. Michelle Wolf really delivered here; she’s been hella sharp every time i’ve seen her perform.
Just a reminder that Michelle Wolf nailed it at the White House Correspondents Dinner. NYT, I’m looking in your direction especially.
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Are you a member of The Animation Guild? Did you know our contract negotiations are coming up? Are you pissed off? Come out and help us get the word out by drinking and venting on your phone, you know, in public. #animationguild #saveanimation #drinkandmeme
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I wish I was Jon Cena for a lot of reasons but mainly so I could make a call and be on The Bear
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Consider this your reminder to watch Scavengers Reign on Netflix and juice the fuck outta its numbers and convince whoever needs convincing that there’s a place for amazing, adult-audience animation in the world. Thank u.
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Things are pretty fucked up and the future is uncertain — probably the worst in my lifetime (perhaps excepting 1969 before I can remember). When it’s like that, I like to think about my grandparents and what they faced and got through with the Great Depression and WWII. /1
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NYT: Joe should quit, he stutters Philly Inquirer: Trump is a fucking criminal what the fuck are we doing here
God Bless Paul Davies and the @PhillyInquirer: "The only person who should withdraw from the race is Trump...There was only one person at the debate who does not deserve to be running for president. The sooner Trump exits the stage, the better off the country will be."
To serve his country, Donald Trump should leave the race | Editorial Boardwww.inquirer.com Biden had a horrible night Thursday. But the debate about the debate is misplaced. The only person who should withdraw from the race is Trump.
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It's such a wild coincidence that the court legalized bribing public officials a few days ago and today says that every activity the US government regulates now goes through them
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Liz Warren on twitter has the correct message for us going forward: