Every once in a while, someone will learn I'm a lawyer and look impressed.
I immediately feel compelled to tell them I graduated from law school with a guy who got lost on a camping trip, wandered for days, and now credits his rescue to a benevolent fish in the sky that led him out of the woods.
He was so insistent on describing the fish as benevolent. Like there are other fish that appear in the sky when you've been lost in the woods for days, but they're kind of jerks.