Popehat: Musk: I’ve solved Twitter’s problems Linda Yaccarino: Great! Musk: We’ll hire super-geniuses Linda: yessss Musk: we will breed them ourselves, here Linda: what now Musk: from my seed and suitable women Linda: erm Musk: FIND ME THE WOMAN WITH THE BIGGEST VAGINA IN AMERICA Linda: I deserve this

Musk: I’ve solved Twitter’s problems Linda Yaccarino: Great! Musk: We’ll hire super-geniuses Linda: yessss Musk: we will breed them ourselves, here Linda: what now Musk: from my seed and suitable women Linda: erm Musk: FIND ME THE WOMAN WITH THE BIGGEST VAGINA IN AMERICA Linda: I deserve this

Every phase of his life he's just managed to be the biggest douchebag possible

He should've joined furry when he had the chance. He'd be a much happier man at this point. Now it's far, far, far too late.

We need a format to evaluate five stages now

If he wants to see the biggest twat in America, he could just consult a mirror.

👏👏👏

Can we talk about how "The World's Richest Man" is also one of the worlds dumbest meatsacks?

Opened Bluesky. Read this. Closing Bluesky now.

I was going to comment that a guy with like 11 kids or whatever, has actually seen birth and should know better. But then I was like, "Oh yeah, he almost certainly wasn't there for those births."

I mean, he was there for the delivery of X, as Grimes later complained he shared pictures of her undergoing the C-section without her consent. So that’s one at least.

Jeez, that's somehow even weirder.

He literally wasn't there for the insemination of any of them either. www.forbes.com/sites/alexzh...

Elon Musk’s Babies Were Conceived Via IVF And Surrogacy - Is It The Future Of Reproduction?www.forbes.com The global population is aging and developed countries are experiencing population decline. At the same time, startups working on reproductive longevity, IVF and artificial uterus are promising substa...

Otherwise known as "the fun part".

Please, sir Jim, do not ever refer to sex with Elon as fun.

I didn't have, "tight pussies make dumb babies" on my bingo card today.

A hint to Mister Xitter... it's not the diameter of the birth canal that one comes from. It's the apartheid that one grows up in.

Is skull size at birth a good predictor of adult intelligence? I must consult my phrenology textbook at once!

Elon and his next wife on Mars

It somehow got funnier

It’s like some individuals have never heard of the Internet. It takes just a few seconds to find out that neither C-sections nor forceps have anything to do with babies having large brains or heads.

thoughts and prayers for anyone who agrees to go to Mars with this guy

For those who argue wealth is based on ability: Here's Elon Musk to put a pin to that balloon. The more Elon shares his "genius" thoughts with us the more it's an absolute wonder anyone fell for the "visionary genius" schtick he paid so much in PR puff pieces and friendly news articles to create.

i really truly don't like that the authoritarian logic dude's using there leads directly to mandatory c-sections for eugenics reasons

I mean, as far as I’m aware all of his kids have been born via C-section, don’t know if he insisted on that or if it was medical necessity.

He seems to have a lot of multiples (twins or more), so it's probably medical necessity.

That’s a common consequence of IVF

Super-geniuses: I no longer live with or wish to be related to my biological father in any way, shape or form

This is one of those Flinstones “it’s a living” moments.

[puts on scientist hat] What? How? Who? When? What? No. No.

Because brains don't grow at all after you are born....

…or we could simply ensure healthy nutrition and cultivate growth across the population… you know… like farmers do for plants and animals…

Nobody: "How full of shit can one single person be?" Emol Skum: "You just watch me publicly crap myself!"

Stupid women with their short-sighted birth canals! Inhibiting our race of supermen.

I'm still a bit surprised that Uncle Racist LITERALLY broke out the calipers

Musk: I want to cut open women

To start with, brain size and intelligence are not correlated within the human population.

“Ceaserian Birth And Its Impact on Scottish Nobility: An Interdisciplinary Study”.

Okay, but my clan's current chief is [a different] South African... 😬

Linda Yaccarino: So we found the woman with the biggest vagina in America. Elon Musk: Great! Who is she?! Linda: Your mother.

Lmao, self-proclaimed genius thinks brain size=intelligence

and IQ too

Is this in @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social 's territory?

I was coming here to say that. I certainly think it is.

Cocain posting

I wish he would become a hermit by locking himself up in his office in Texas after all phones and internet access have been removed. Give him a bed, ramen and a microwave. He’ll be fine.

Remember when you emerged from your mom's womb with an adult sized head atop your tiny baby body?

Linda: *confused, opens mouth wide*

No, no. Autocorrect appears to have mistakenly corrected your post. It was: “Temba, his arms wide.” Right?

Twitter investor letter: "We can expect to generate a profit in approximately 45 generations if this approach is successful"

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