Kevin M. Kruse: RIP, NYT Pitchbot. — Subium • Bluesky web client

RIP, NYT Pitchbot.

This truly embarrassing garbage is why I unsubscribed from the NYT.

My god, poor Doug's going to have a stroke.

I used to joke that they did this shit because they were trying to out-pitchbot the pitchbot, it was basically the pitchbot's fault.

My god Douthat must’ve messed his pants writing that.

No. That cannot be real.

This is the sort of thing that would get a normal person fired. NYT columnists have tenure more durable than any academic could even dream of.

Easy there, Onan. Yeesh.

Ross Douthat pitching a tent bot

Yeesh. "Trump Protected By God, But No The Guy Behind Him, Pundits Surmize."

Douthat: (drunk, getting rained on in an alley at 4 a.m. after his last milquetoast editorial was dumped) I'LL NEVER NOT GET A SHITLOAD OF HATE-CLICKS AGAIN

Jesus Christ.

Needs a content warning. My brain was not ready for that.

Russ is so bad. What a trash person.

Name an issue. Douthat ALWAYS takes the wrong side.

When I unsubscribed from Food, they had a survey, I was going to close the window when I saw one of the responses for why you're unsubscring was NYT Coverage...Yes, Food, that is totes why I dropped you.

Is there a walk into the sea emoji?

WHAT??????????????????? why is Drouhat still a contributor? Is the NYT alrrady rehearsing for January 2025? This is literally God-awful. If there were a God, how could he/she something like Trump happen?

Jesus Fucking Christ, what a nitwit child that man is.

My god this is so bad

oh my god, they have lost their minds

Daddy Trump Gets Me HARD, a new book coming this fall from Ross Douthat

The dude's a one- term loser. He's as much a man of destiny as Gerald Ford.

I think I sprained my eyes with that eye roll.

Very Antichristy

One of its heads seemed to have a mortal wound, but its mortal wound was healed, and the whole earth followed the beast with wonder. Men worshiped the dragon, for he had given his authority to the beast, and they worshiped the beast, saying, "Who is like the beast, and who can fight against it?"

More like Triumph of the Swill, amirite?

„Touched by the gods“? Someone needs to do a wellness check on this author.

Sometimes I wish he'd made the jump to Bluesky but then I remember the the actual NY Times is here and that's just as good, even if it's fucking depressing as hell.

It’s like see your ex-wife with Donald Sterling.

Chat, is this real?

Absolute trash. Fighting Tyranny Rule number 1 - do not obey in advance!!! (Timothy Snyder)

Reality is catching up to parody too fast these days.

JFC. How do you out-satirize THAT?

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