kilgore trout: the dog murderers are fighting — Subium • Bluesky web client

the dog murderers are fighting

I like how he had to add killing it as if shooting it in the face isn’t enough

Dick Cheney might think he was let off the hook.

To be fair, she had to shoot the goat twice…

Well, if I've understood America correctly shooting someone in the face might also count as dentistry....

Mitt Romney lost because he didn't mistreat his family dog badly enough.

I can’t even remember what Romney did. It was so long ago.

Transport the family dog in a cage strapped to the top of the car on a long car trip.

While the dog vomited in the kennel!

He also ran away once they got to their destination slate.com/culture/2012...

Did the Romney Family Dog Flee to Canada in Fear?slate.com Paging Gail Collins: the shameful tale of Seamus, Mitt Romney’s Irish setter—whom the candidate stuck in a crate and strapped to the roof of his car on...

What a shame they got him back!

I never heard this coda.

Seems almost endearing now. Maybe we were all too naive back then?

He also had binders full of women

lmao. That poor sap. I almost miss him.

Comparatively, we would be in paradise now if he had run/won in 2016. It's all relative, of course.

Oh yeah. That was nuts. It was also literally a scene in "National Lampoon's Vacation" www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkT5...

NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION Dog Killerwww.youtube.com Dog Killer

Dude, I hate catturd as much as anyone else, but his dog-killing was an accident, not murder. Let’s at least have an accurate view of our enemies.

There are very few genuine accidents. Catturd killed his dog because: - he was neglectful by failing to ensure the dogs were safe before moving his vehicle - he was driving a ridiculously oversized vehicle with terrible visibility, demanded by the ideology he's chosen to make a living from

"Few" is not the same as "none". I know 2 loving, responsible pet owners who've had this happen. Gates fail, children open doors, animals dart under the bumpers of normal-sized cars. Shit happens and the guilt these people feel is enormous. May you never have to find this out yourself.

It's kind of you to worry, but catturd is incapable of feeling guilt. We won't need to empathize with ghouls

Yes, but specifically in the case of catturd we don't need to feel bad for him. I feel sorry for his dog though

I'm all for finding any excuse to judge Catturd, given the insane amount of other way more universally reprehensible shit he does

me: let them fight all dogs: noooooooooooo

not clear either has a dog in this fight

What we are witnessing right now is a schism in reactionary right wing politics that will inevitably end in a liberal pro-dog lobby and a conservative dog murder lobby. At the end of the day, a reactionary conservatives job in 2024 is to look at the compassionate stance and take the opposite.

Some future GOP Speaker of the House is going to lose his job for not being sufficiently pro dog murder

"It's much more efficient to crush them under the unfeeling wheels of your truck, ammunition is expensive!"

And you will know them by the trail of dead dogs

cat turd is now a soy liberal

This cat feces man makes a good point

Issuing update to previous skeet: you do not, under any circumstances "gotta hand it" to catturd.

Why shoot your dog when you can just back your oversized monstrosity of a vehicle over it?

(Worst person.gif)

Holy shit! I'm agreeing with so many people I never thought I'd agree on anything with.

Yeah but you can easily justify backing over a dog, right?

I see what you did there

i honestly completely forgot catshit2 existed

What if you're a time traveller and you know that puppy will grow up to start WW3?

lol omg

😄😄😄😄 Related

haha xD

Still waiting for Noem’s “I was mostly kidding” tweet.

someone call scott adams to referee

Would he suck every puppy dick on earth to save that puppy or does he really not care about animals 🤔

Has Mitt Romney shared his thoughts?

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