Be ironic if it was in his pursuit for immortality.
He would feel better if he could accept the fact that ever person will have to lie down & close their eyes forever at some point. Maybe he should find a therapist to work through his issues with his mortality.
He's going to become fixated on what the first emperor of China did for HIS pursuit of immortality, and make a bunch of announcements about how he's figured out what that guy did wrong - and then drop dead.
Also. Like, I dont want to mock any man for wearing short shorts but Brian's shorts are too fucking short man... at least like fix the hems and let your torso recover before posing for a pic...
I think it's okay to mock somebody for taking their child's blood to give themselves some kind of age dysphoria that makes him think he doesn't look like a crumbling mummy?
It's a reminder that somewhere out there a poor bastard is going to think waxing his balls is a good idea and try to do it himself for the first time.
Bow your head for a moment of silence for him
Muscle scraping, sometimes called gua sha. It's similar to foam rolling/a very deep massage, except way harder and with a metal tool that bursts capillaries in your skin—so you know it's working! (Extra points if the guy says the marks are from "toxins leaving your muscles.")
