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@matwinser.bsky.social

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When the France election results are good
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Cards on the table, I used to be hugely excited about AI. I completed my degree in 1994 (don’t do the maths!) and even the internet was mostly theoretical. The current model doesn’t resemble anything I was expecting. It’s like something that Ed Furlong uses to crack pins in T2. Brute force computing
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"We named our Aurora after the Northern lights!" THE BEAUTIFUL SHIMMERING COLORS IN THE FUCKING SKY THAT ARE NOT REPRESENTED HERE???
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Am I cooler than the least cool thing imaginable? Yeah, probably.
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Been laughing like a drain about kneeling horses for about 10 minutes already and no sign of stopping. It is exactly the sort of completely inappropriate thing I would say.
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Yesterday, I decided I needed to leave the house. Weds was spent in bed with the tennis playing softly (thank you migraine brain). Went to IKEA (this was also the first time since my IKEA buddy Roz passed away so a long time coming). Spectacular new bed lined was purchased!
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So. We have a Labour MP for the first time ever (genuinely incredible in this safest of safe Tory seats) so today’s job is to write him a letter about not throwing vulnerable people under the bus. Will his response be less infuriating than every email ever received from his predecessor? Let’s see.
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Wow, today Catholic fascist Matthew Walther proves there is an opposite to “he cleans up real nice” 😬
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So rad.
Your regular reminder that Dorothy Parker left her copyrights to the NAACP upon her death!
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Not to be a Debbie Downer but I would be a whole quantum level more excited about a Labour supermajority if they hadn’t spent the last week showing that they are no friend or haven to minorities. Just shameful behaviour.
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No porn film called “Double-entry Butt Keeping”? Again, we have failed as a species.
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Fucking dying!
credit for alt text goes to @h00rayforstuff.bsky.social after i hit a writers block lol anyhoo, my stoned ass has been giggling at this for a minute
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Keir Starmer, the future prime minister, explicitly saying that trans women don’t have the right to use women’s toilets, which we have always been using, is giving the green light for people to harass us and do violence to us, as well as to cis women deemed not feminine enough. Don’t vote Labour.
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Yet another example of what fun it is living with me. Watching “Venom : Let There Be Carnage” Me “Do you think Eddy Brock asks Venom to wank him off sometimes?” Lee 🙄😒
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Same, this is beyond…
I am *way* too deep in transphobe lore and even I don't know what the fuck she's talking about here
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When you abandon trans kids you break more hearts than you can ever win in votes.
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It is Disability Pride Month - the perfect time to learn about ALT text and start using it! www.perkins.org/resource/how...
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Fuck labour Fuck Starmer Fuck Wes Streeting in particular Fuck the Tories Trans liberation not acceptance or assimilation End medical gatekeeping End the forced registration of trans people for marriage and death And free Palestine—because none of us are free until all of us are free.
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This sums up my feelings rather well.
My letter in today’s Herald about the political establishment pandering to JK Rowling and her anti trans obsession while ignoring the majority of women and women’s issues www.heraldscotland.com/opinion/2442...
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I’m sure this will all be fascinating to historians in a couple of hundred years time but fuck me, it’s a lot innit?
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Don't ANY of you come at me about how corrupt Nigeria is ever again. Ever.
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I despise Kier Starmer, he’s exactly the sort of person I would mutter “Oh fuck” to myself as he made his way towards me at a party. Vacuous, soulless, void of a human being.
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We prefer the term 'Post-Pride Hangover Support' thanks
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OMG!
One of my favorite memes is the “woman yelling at cat” one, so when I saw this I almost choked on my drink
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It’s no wonder almost everyone I know has mental health problems. I myself I am rapidly cycling between “Everything is fucked!” and “Yay, Chappell Roan is the future, we’ll be fine!” It’s fun!
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Okay so to be clear we are destroying power grids, the livelihoods of actual humans beings, and communication/research infrastructure for the sake of an algorithm that converts stolen data into unreliable stolen data and consistently loses millions of dollars. Just to be clear
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I can’t think of a clever caption for this. It just breaks my fucking heart.
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These chucklefucks who wield their minority status as a weapon whilst attacking other minorities have a special seat in hell.
yeah that totally sounds like a non oriented way to present this lol, with absolutely no bias in how Tennant's words are quoted here